A massive bistro & drinkery near MSG

Whether you're heading to happy hour or just to marvel at Iman Shumpert's flat-top, you should head to Pennsylvania 6, the two-floored, deco-tinged beer bar/ bistro right near MSG that's trying to "break out of the Irish pub trap around the area", even though it's very difficult to climb out of a hole cleverly covered with sticks and leaves, which all the foolish Irish pubs tend to fall into

Pull up to this raw bar to scarf some bivalves and lobster, or indulge in their twisted bistro standards including beer-braised short ribs, a fancy burger w/ double Wagyu patties & young Gouda, and pomegranate-glazed duck breast

20 craft bottles and 20 taps from all around the world include Green Flash East Village Pilsner, Defiant Brewing Little Thumper, and Brooklyn Black Ops, featuring an ABV that'll take you from Zero to Dark in less than thirty... seconds. Or minutes. Or something. Whatever, it's strong

Hate delicious beer? Grab one of their original cocktails like this bad boy made with rosemary-infused vodka

Shump's hair will be even bigger on this massive projection screen, which'll generally show sports, not this snow stuff that other parts of the world apparently still have

It's not recommended you fall from the second floor mezzanine, but from up here, that lower level doesn't look like the worst place in the world to be trapped.