Food & Drink

Where to Eat and Drink With Your Human (When You're a Dog)

Updated On 02/18/2020 at 05:45PM EST Updated On 02/18/2020 at 05:45PM EST
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d.b.a.

East Village

While d.b.a.’s garden is sadly closed, this neighborhood bar is still open to good boys and girls from miles around. It has an extensive beer list and a $5 happy hour that lasts until 9pm, so you can chill for hours while your friends pop in and out to pet your puppy. Fair warning: After you take your dog once, they’ll try to pull you back in whenever you walk by -- and who are you to say no to that?

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Pig Beach

Gowanus

Pork. Trees. The ever-evolving smell of the Gowanus Canal. With room to roam and a gigantic meat smoker, Pig Beach is a city dog’s dream. I’m not sure if Luna misses her life on the Alabama streets, but I imagine this place makes her feel right at home. Go classic with brisket or ribs or order a “Briggie” with pulled pork piled high on a double cheeseburger. It’s messy to eat, which is exactly what we’re going for here. When you adopt a dog, you save a fortune on napkins.

Black Door

Chelsea

Black Door doesn’t have outdoor space, but you can still bring your best friend. The bartenders are friendly and the drinks are simple, making it a casual spot to catch up with human pals while you wait for rush hour to fade. Dogs are greeted by name and, unlike some less cute patrons, won’t get bounced for the occasional leg-humping infraction. Skip the fancy cocktail bars, order a beer, and spend your money at the pet store.

Tu Casa

Tu Casa

Kew Gardens

A quick walk from Forest Park, Tu Casa’s sidewalk seating and Peruvian food are a favorite reward after a Saturday stroll. Order the ceviche mixto classically garnished with corn nuts, the caramelized plantains, and the rotisserie chicken. Served over rice, the chicken’s crispy, cooked-to-sweetness skin might just be the best thing your dog has ever tasted. Get a few cold beers or a pitcher of sangria -- the park is so calm and the neighborhood so lovely, you’ll want to stay there all day.

La Contenta Oeste

La Contenta Oeste

Greenwich Village

In the hallowed spot where the 24-hour French Roast used to be, La Contenta Oeste offers up fancy mezcal drinks and lots of meat-and-cheesy snacks. Located smack-dab on the sunny side of Sixth Avenue, the $15 El Easy Rider (tequila, anchos, grapefruit, and bitters) is well worth the price of admission. Settle in, bring a book and a water bowl, and share the free chips and salsa. In an inspired bit of capitalist farce, they offer a separate menu for dogs. Unfortunately for Luna, she’s not allowed to order an $8 cheeseburger until she makes her own money.

Luckydog

Luckydog

Williamsburg

True to its name, Luckydog is basically a dog park where you can drink. You can head to the patio or stay at the bar, where you might see a puppy perched beside you on a stool. A popular spot for birthdays or adoption celebrations, Luckydog’s not far from Greenpoint’s District Dog bakery, where you can pick up some doggie cupcakes and cannolis. If you’ve got a tiny or fearful dog, you’ll want to leave them home. Some of the four-legged patrons are large and off-leash, which can be a little scary once the party really gets going.

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Boris & Horton

East Village

Billed as NYC’s first “dog café,” Boris & Horton skirts health code with a pane of glass that separates the human café from the rest of the shop. If you’re walking by, grab a coffee and banana toast at the window before heading in -- there’s a little shop where you can order a biscuit for your dog, too, if you didn’t BYOBiscuit. It gets crowded on the weekends, so it’s best for morning coffee runs or a quick breakfast. Even if it’s quiet, be prepared for a photo op: There’s matcha, doggie cupcakes, a photo booth, and everything else in the “Make Your Dog Instagram Famous” starter pack.

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Mission Dolores

Park Slope

A Park Slope mainstay, Mission D is half indoors and half out, and on summer days the outdoor space is filled with lounging dogs. They open at 12:30pm on the weekends, so bring the NY Times and choose a craft beer from the 20 taps behind the bar. If you’re feeling hungry, order some tacos from nearby Oaxaca Taqueria and make an afternoon of it. It gets loud and busy after sunset, so hike up to Prospect Park for a relaxing walk before you head back home.

Shake Shack

Shake Shack

Flatiron

Shake Shack is a perennial dog-and-human crowd-pleaser. Watch the webcam to see when the line’s short or pre-order with the app to skip the wait. When your Shackburger’s up, you can drink a beer at a folding table while the park bustles around you. They offer a “Pooch-ini” -- vanilla custard mixed with dog biscuits and peanut butter -- but we both know you’re going to share your cheese fries and vanilla shake anyway. The dog run at Madison Square Park is just a few feet away, so at least one of you can work off the calories.

Reunion

Williamsburg

This Israeli spot by the Lorimer stop serves sour labneh, sweet challah, and spicy pepper zhoug. The patio is perfect for people-watching the Gen-Z crowd: Why is no one wearing a bra, and who knew they even made sunglasses that small? Get a coffee with oat milk and order a Yemenite pancake -- the savory dough is handmade locally and fried to order in the kitchen. It’s so good, you won’t want to share it with your dog (but you will).

Barking Dog

Upper East Side

Although this restaurant is dog-themed, it’s unfortunately as constrained by the health department as everywhere else -- dogs are only allowed on the patio. Still, the four-legged are celebrated with water bowls, drink specials for their owners, and pats from all the people passing on the sidewalk. Order some brunch mainstays (scrambled eggs for your dog, mimosas for you) while you nurse a hangover or catch up with a friend and her dog.

The Wilson

NoMad

Featuring a truly insane dog menu -- a $42 grilled ribeye, $28 salmon, and $11 bowl of apples and carrots are on offer -- this is the spot to take your pooch only when they’ve been a very good dog. Like, winning Westminster good. There’s food for you, too, and cocktails, and even a “Wilson’s” pick on draft at the bar. Wilson being, of course, the restaurant’s bulldog mascot. I hear he has great taste in beers.