Although the subway is largely a pretty crappy place to be, it does have redeeming qualities: 1) it's a marvel of modern logistics, shuttling you from place to place daily, and 2) it allows you to aggressively drink without ever having to set foot in a car.

So that you can do the latter more awesomely, we present the first-ever Brooklyn Subway Bar Map (click here to enlarge!), wherein we list the best bar within a five-minute walk of basically every stop, and skip any without something good. By no means are you required to turn this into a bar crawl, but we're not the boss of you, so do what you want.

Oh, and obviously we already did one of these for Manhattan.

The 2,3

Clark St/Henry St - Henry St Ale House
Borough Hall/Court St/Montague St - Long Island Bar
Hoyt St/Fulton Mall - Brooklyn Brewhouse
Nevins St/Flatbush Ave - Hollow Nickel
Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center - Die Koelner Bierhalle
Bergen St/Flatbush Ave - Wolf & Deer
Grand Army Plaza/Flatbush Ave - Bar Sepia
Eastern Parkway/Brooklyn Museum - Tooker Alley
Franklin Ave/Eastern Parkway - Franklin Park
President St/Nostrand Ave - G. Lee's Smokin BBQ
Sterling St/Nostrand Ave - Crave Sports Bar & Lounge
Church Ave/Nostrand Ave - Queen Bee's Tavern
Beverly Rd/Nostrand Ave - Sip N Chat Cocktail Lounge
Newkirk Ave/Nostrand Ave - Tonél Restaurant & Lounge
Flatbush Ave/Brooklyn College/Nostrand Ave - D'Savannah Bar & Lounge
Nostrand Ave/Eastern Parkway - Q Tavern
Kingston Ave/Eastern Parkway - Basil Pizza & Wine Bar
Crown Heights-Utica Ave/Eastern Parkway - Castle Hill Bar & Grill

The 4,5

Borough Hall/Court St/Montague St - Long Island Bar
Nevins St/Flatbush Ave - Hollow Nickel
Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center - Die Koelner Bierhalle
Franklin Ave/Eastern Parkway - Franklin Park
Nostrand Ave/Eastern Parkway - Q Tavern
Kingston Ave/Eastern Parkway - Basil Pizza & Wine Bar
Crown Heights-Utica Ave/Eastern Parkway - Castle Hill Bar & Grill
President St/Nostrand Ave - G. Lee's Smokin BBQ
Sterling St/Nostrand Ave - Crave Sports Bar & Lounge
Church Ave/Nostrand Ave - Queen Bee's Tavern
Beverly Rd/Nostrand Ave - Sip N Chat Cocktail Lounge
Newkirk Ave/Nostrand Ave - Tonél Restaurant & Lounge
Flatbush Ave/Brooklyn College/Nostrand Ave - D'Savannah Bar & Lounge

The A,C

High St/Cadman Plaza East - Brooklyn Heights Wine Bar
Jay St-MetroTech/Fulton Mall - Dining Room
Hoyt St/Schermerhorn St - The Brooklyn Inn
Lafayette Ave/Fulton St - Mo's Fort Greene
Clinton-Washington Aves/Fulton St - Hanson Dry
Franklin Ave/Fulton St - Glorietta Baldy
Nostrand Ave/Fulton St - NoBar BKNY
Kingston-Throop Aves/Fulton St - UnWine
Utica Ave/Fulton St - Simplicity Bar & Lounge

The B,D,F


The B
DeKalb Ave/Flatbush Ave - Brooklyn Terrace
Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center - Die Koelner Bierhalle
7th Ave/Flatbush Ave - Sharlene's
Prospect Park/Empire Boulevard/Flatbush Ave - Lincoln Park Tavern
Newkirk Plaza/East 16th St - Ox Cart Tavern
Kings Highway/East 16th St - Taous Restobar & Lounge
Sheepshead Bay/East 16th St - Log Cabin
Brighton Beach/Brighton 6th St - National Restaurant

The D
Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center - Die Koelner Bierhalle
36th St/4th Ave - Brooklyn's Tiki Bar
9th Ave/39th St - New Era Billiards
62nd St/New Utrecht Ave - B66 Club
71st St/New Utrecht Ave - Silhouette Lounge
18th Ave/New Utrecht Ave - My Father's Place
20th Ave/86th St - Lutzina Bar
Bay Pkwy/86th St - Laila Lounge
25th Ave/86th St - Lolly Taps Luncheonette
Coney Island-Stillwell Ave/Surf Ave - Freak Bar

The F
York St/Jay St - Superfine
Jay St-MetroTech/Fulton Mall - Dining Room
Bergen St/Smith St - Clover Club
Carroll St/Smith St - Bar Great Harry
Smith-9th Sts - The Bell House
4th Ave/9th St - The Owl Farm
7th Ave/9th St - Barbes
15th St-Prospect Park/Prospect Park West - The Double Windsor
Fort Hamilton Pkwy/Prospect Ave - Hamilton's
Church Ave/McDonald Ave - Church Cafe Wine Bar
Bay Pkwy/McDonald Ave - Starlite Lounge
Avenue P/McDonald Ave - Monaco
Avenue U/McDonald Ave - Cave Restaurant & Lounge
Avenue X/McDonald Ave - Draft Barn
West 8th St-New York Aquarium/Surf Ave - Margarita Island
Coney Island-Stillwell Ave/Surf Ave - Freak Bar

The G

Greenpoint Ave/Manhattan Ave - Black Rabbit
Nassau Ave/Manhattan Ave - Torst
Metropolitan Ave/Grand St - Rocka Rolla
Broadway/Union Ave - Cafe Moto
Myrtle-Willoughby Aves/Marcy Ave - Brooklyn Stoops
Bedford-Nostrand Aves/Lafayette Ave - Dynaco
Classon Ave/Lafayette Ave - NeroDoro
Clinton-Washington Aves/Lafayette Ave - The Mayflower
Fulton St/Lafayette Ave - Black Forest Brooklyn
Hoyt St/Schermerhorn St - The Brooklyn Inn
Bergen St/Smith St - Clover Club
Carroll St/Smith St - Bar Great Harry
Smith-9th Sts - The Bell House
4th Ave/9th St - The Owl Farm
7th Ave/9th St - Barbes
15th St-Prospect Park/Prospect Park West - The Double Windsor
Fort Hamilton Pkwy/Prospect Ave - Hamilton's
Church Ave/McDonald Ave - Church Cafe Wine Bar

The J,M,Z

The J,Z
Marcy Ave/Broadway - Post Office
Hewes St/Broadway - Trophy Bar
Lorimer St/Broadway - Room 63
Flushing Ave/Broadway - Divine Bar & Grill
Myrtle Ave/Broadway - Bizarre
Kosciuszko St/Broadway - Goodbye Blue Monday
Gates Ave/Broadway - Sunrise/Sunset
Halsey St/Broadway - Brooklyn Burger & Brew Co
Alabama Ave/Fulton St - Macorix Restaurant Bar & Grill
Cleveland St/Fulton St - Loveras
Crescent St/Fulton St - Carro Cafe

The M
Marcy Ave/Broadway - Post Office
Hewes St/Broadway - Trophy Bar
Lorimer St/Broadway - Room 63
Flushing Ave/Broadway - Divine Bar & Grill
Myrtle Ave/Broadway - Bizarre
Central Ave/Myrtle Ave - Bossa Nova Civic Club
Knickerbocker Ave/Myrtle Ave - Bootleg Bar
Myrtle-Wyckoff Ave/Myrtle Ave - Old Stanley's

The L

Bedford Ave/N 7th St - Rosemary's Greenpoint Tavern
Lorimer St/Metropolitan Ave - Rocka Rolla
Graham Ave/Metropolitan Ave - Bas'ik
Grand St/Bushwick Ave - The Drink
Montrose Ave/Bushwick Ave - duckduck
Morgan Ave/Harrison Pl - Pine Box Rock Shop
Jefferson St/Wyckoff Ave - Heavy Woods
DeKalb Ave/Wyckoff Ave - Left Hand Path
Myrtle-Wyckoff Aves - Old Stanley's
Atlantic Ave/Van Sinderen Ave - Club House Sports Bar

The N,Q,R


The N
Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center - Die Koelner Bierhalle
36th St/4th Ave - Brooklyn's Tiki Bar
59th St/4th Ave - Irish Haven
8th Ave/62nd St - Soccer Tavern
Fort Hamilton Pkwy/62nd St - 100 Fun
62nd St/New Utrecht Ave - B66 Club
20th Ave/64th St - Prince Snooker Club
Bay Pkwy/West 7th St - SoHo Lounge
Kings Hwy/West 7th St - La Boheme Lounge
Ave U/West 7th St - Living Room Restaurant & Lounge
Coney Island-Stillwell Ave/Surf Ave - Freak Bar

The Q
DeKalb Ave/Flatbush Ave - Brooklyn Terrace
Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center - Die Koelner Bierhalle
7th Ave/Flatbush Ave - Sharlene's
Prospect Park/Empire Boulevard/Flatbush Ave - Lincoln Park Tavern
Parkside Ave/Ocean Ave - Delroy's Cafe & Wine Bar
Beverley Rd/East 16th St - Sycamore
Cortelyou Rd/West 16th St - Bar Chord
Newkirk Plaza/East 16th St - Ox Cart Tavern
Kings Highway/East 16th St - Taous Restobar & Lounge
Avenue U/East 16th St - Nirvana Lounge
Neck Rd/East 16th St - Anyway Cafe
Sheepshead Bay/East 16th St - Log Cabin
Brighton Beach/Brighton 6th St - National Restaurant
West 8th St-New York Aquarium/Surf Ave - Margarita Island
Coney Island-Stillwell Ave/Surf Ave - Freak Bar

The R
Borough Hall/Court St/Montague St - Long Island Bar
Jay St-MetroTech/Fulton Mall - Dining Room
DeKalb Ave/Flatbush Ave - Brooklyn Terrace
Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center - Die Koelner Bierhalle
Union St/4th Ave - Mission Dolores
4th Ave/9th St - The Owl Farm
Prospect Ave/4th Ave - Supercollider
25th St/4th Ave - Sea Witch Tavern
36th St/4th Ave - Brooklyn's Tiki Bar
45th St/4th Ave - Sunset Sports Bar
59th St/4th Ave - Irish Haven
Bay Ridge Ave/4th Ave - Three Jolly Pigeons
77th St/4th Ave - The Owl's Head
86th St/4th Ave - Bullshots
Bay Ridge-95th St/4th Ave - Lock Yard

The S

Franklin Ave/Fulton St - Glorietta Baldy
Park Place/Franklin Ave/Classon Ave - Covenhoven
Botanic Garden/Eastern Pkwy/Franklin Ave - Franklin Park
Prospect Park/Empire Boulevard/Flatbush Ave - Lincoln Park Tavern

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Andrew Zimmer is Thrillist's NYC Editor and he's never getting off the subway again without immediately getting a drink. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram.

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