Jacques from The Simpsons said brunch is “not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end”. Clearly, Jacques wasn’t talking about November 2nd and 3rd's Auchen-Bruncheon, which 1) skips the cantaloupe and gets straight to the only triple distilled single malt, Auchentoshan, and 2) is absolutely free if you win a ticket. Enter for a chance at a seat at this three-pronged feast, and you could get:
1. The Sip: Of course a mixologist will be whipping you up bespoke cocktails – this isn’t a Mother’s Day mimosa brunch.
2. The Bite: This is the part where you ravage the three-course meal and get some face time with the house chef.
3. The Show: Might be burlesque, might be a jazz band, you’ll just have to wait and see.
So please sign up for your shot, because there’s no better time to learn the correct pronunciation (say it: Aw-khen-tosh-an) then while you’re sipping it.