After you've perused their list -- which's almost as deep and impressive as that guys voice that sung "Chocolate Rain" (almost) -- and settled on your drink, sit back in one of the plush seats and enjoy. Oh, and if you get it on the rocks, the ice even has a crown somehow imprinted in the center of it, no charge!
Andrew Zimmer is Thrillist's NYC Editor, and he would probably rent out an extra room in his apartment to be able to taste rare bottles of whiskey. If only he had one. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram.