Every worthwhile NYC Oktoberfest event, now in one calendar
First things first: Oktoberfest actually starts in September (Sept 20th-Oct 5th, officially). OK, now take a deep breath, recover from your mind exploding, and relish in these two facts: 1) you get to have a super-culturally valid excuse to drink giant steins of beer, eat sausages, and tear apart massive pretzels slightly earlier than you thought (and keep it going through the end of October because no one else knows any better), and 2) you now have this handy, calendar-style guide to every single Oktoberfest party in NYC worth hitting up. Dirndl up, dude.