Who's Texting: Your boy who's constantly saying things like, "let's get weird", or, "I had the most random night".
Where You're Suggesting: Iron Horse (click here for address and deets)
Why: You definitely need to be in a certain mindset to come to this Coyote Ugly-esque spot with a swing over the bar (a bachelor party, for example). Just don't stay too late, or you may actually get duct-taped to a pole.
Andrew Zimmer is Thrillist's NYC Editor, and he plays "Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones every night before he goes out to a million bars. Follow him on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.