There are certain NYC bar bathrooms that are so gross, they can rip you out of any cocktail-infused haze. Like, so completely disgusting that you may as well just hold whatever’s in you until you get home. But make no mistake, these bathrooms don't make us love the bars any less -- in fact, in some cases, it's almost a badge of honor to have a gross bathroom (looking at you, Double Down Saloon).
Behold, the nine bathrooms that fit this mold. (And also probably have real mold.)
Welcome to the Johnson’s
Lower East Side
Has a bathroom EVER been this tiny? Is it some sort of trick? Also, the graffiti-covered bathroom doesn’t lock, but almost everyone in Welcome to the Johnson's knows this, so it's pretty unlikely that anyone's going to be walking in on you. Plus, you'll probably exceed lightening speed to get in and out of here.