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The Best Speakeasy-Themed Bars in New York City

Updated On 08/22/2018 at 05:31PM EST Updated On 08/22/2018 at 05:31PM EST
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Angel's Share | Cole Saladino/Thrillist
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Angel’s Share

East Village

Named for the portion that evaporates during spirits’ aging process, Angel’s Share has been on the beaten path for decades. Yes, you must ascend a staircase, and cut through the adjacent Japanese restaurant to gain entry, but given the lines you’ll endure most evenings, who would consider it a secret? The cocktails and ambiance are too divine to keep to yourself, anyway. Arrive early for a seat under the bar’s ethereal mural, skip tempting selections from the inventive menu, and order a classic Prohibition throwback.  

Bathtub Gin NYC

Bathtub Gin

Chelsea

Hiding behind another behind another business (Stone Street Coffee Company, in this case) is always a nice touch, but Bathtub Gin can’t conceal the crowds waiting to win entry to its windowless barroom. Inside, tasseled lamp shades, damask-patterned booths, and occasional burlesque shows create a cartoonish Jazz Age aesthetic. Don your flapper garb, order a martini, and take a damn selfie in the bathtub that anchors the space, just like they did in olden times.

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Attaboy

Lower East Side

Many venues inhabiting the pseudo-speakeasy space do so by virtue of what they do not have. Attaboy does not have a reservations ledger, obvious signage, a happy hour, or a menu. To visit, you’ll need to arrive with your complete party (no more than six to a group), knock on the barely marked door (only an AB decal betrays what lies inside), brace yourself for a wait (put your name on the list and grab dinner nearby), and prepare to liquidate your assets (bespoke cocktail prices hover around $20.) Toast to your patience with libations crafted to your specifications in quintessential throwback environs.

Courtesy of Uncle Jack's Meat House Speakesy

Bootlegger Jack’s

Astoria

After Dutch Kills was absorbed into the mainstream, and The Last Word shed its faux-hardware store facade, Astoria was left with a semi-secret-bar void. Subterranean neighbor to Uncle Jack’s Meat House, Bootlegger Jack’s fills the gap. The slickly-designed underground space is appointed with tufted sofas, flush-mount chandeliers, and a “fabulous” Insta-bait light bulb sign. It’s only open on weekend nights, for now. In true underground fashion, call ahead to be sure they’re slinging drinks, even then.

Cervantes' Oyster Shack at Cafe Select

Cervantes’ Oyster Shack

Soho

There are really only so many ways to execute a theme. A sports bar must have TVs. An after-work bar must have a happy hour. And a speakeasy-themed bar should have some kind of entry gimmick. Here, you pass through the Cafe Select kitchen to access a seasonal oyster bar. You likely won’t wait to get into the dark, nautical space, but you will wait for a drink, so order a glass of wine, or maybe a gin and tonic if the crowd isn’t too deep. You wouldn’t want to go out of your way for Cervantes’, but it’s fine for a lark if you’re in the area.

Le Boudoir Brooklyn

Le Boudoir

Brooklyn Heights

Everyone has a type. Some of us are seduced by an effortlessly cool incidental sexiness, and others are attracted to more obvious charms. Le Boudoir’s appeal is of the latter variety -- it’s the brick and mortar equivalent of red lipstick, a bodycon dress, and lucite heels. A host at neighborhood French favorite Chez Moi will point you downstairs, where you’ll find a tactile lounge made of exposed brick and stone, textured wallpaper, leather banquettes, and crimson velvet upholstered booths. The cocktail menu, too, skews ornate, (the citrus-y, rum-based Macravate boast seven ingredients), but bartenders are equally adept at shaking up the basics.

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Little Branch

West Village

Little Branch deserves better than the “speakeasy” misnomer that blights this city. If this one’s hard to miss, you probably shouldn’t be drinking -- the entrance is the only doorway on its West Village street corner. It’s like the Bat-Signal for discerning imbibers. If you can manage to literally just cross the threshold, your ace detective work will be rewarded with the best possible version of any cocktail that’s ever been invented, and even some that haven’t been conceived of yet. Order your go-to and see what you’ve been missing, or play bartender’s choice roulette -- everyone’s a winner.  

Manhattan Cricket Club

Manhattan Cricket Club

Upper West Side

This is your granddad’s answer to the genre. Like most of its contemporaries, MCC has rules. Sure, they’re the same unwritten rules you’d find in many regular bars (don’t shout into your phone, don’t be an unsolicited sleaze, don’t slap anybody -- wow, the metaphorical bar is low!), but in the uptown hinterlands, the stakes seem higher. The second-story townhouse locale feels like your moneyed relative’s living room. Enjoy your cocktails in moderation to stay in the will.

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PDT

East Village

Am acronym for ‘Please Don’t Tell,’ PDT has always been in on the “speakeasy” joke. And after 11 years in operation, everybody’s been told: you enter through Crif Dogs -- a hotdog joint worth its own visit -- and slide into an adorable phone booth. Dial 1 on the rotary phone, and a disembodied voice on the other end of the line will tell you whether they have room, or, more likely, how long you’ll have to wait. And you’ll usually have to wait a while. It’s cozy inside, plus people tend to linger over the highbrow/lowbrow seasonal cocktail and hot dog combos.

The Staten Island Ferry

The Sea

Pseudo-speakeasies pull out all the stops to look like a locksmith, a graveyard, a tire fire -- anything but a bar, which is all they are. None will ever match the authenticity of the Staten Island Ferry, New York City’s one true speakeasy. It’s a boat. Board for free at Whitehall Terminal downtown, grab a beer from the concession booth, and settle in for unrivaled views of the Manhattan skyline, the New York Harbor, and the Statue of Liberty.