11. If you’re really celebrating, get a Melchizedek
The largest bottle of Champagne is actually nowhere near a magnum. The Melchizedek, which is named for a king & priest in the Book of Genesis, is the equivalent of 40 standard bottles of bubbly. That is one mighty headache, both for your head and your wallet. Too much for you? Get the size down, the Primat, which has a mere 36 average bottles' worth in it.
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