There're a lot of questions to ask yourself after a night out on the town: was it really necessary to drink through all three Sunday football games? Did I actually get that girl's number? Where are my pants? But there's no question about what you need the next morning: gloriously greasy meat and melted cheese. Sandwiches like the pork, egg, and hash-brown number above, which you can get without leaving your car, which... um, you better not have been driving last night.

The Bacon Burger Tavern
Midtown Village
Take preventative measures against your impending hangover at this open-til-3a boozer, which, in addition to badass fries baked in garlic oil, is serving this applewood-smoked bacon- & caramelized onion-topped blue cheese burger.

The Donut Burger at PYT
NoLibs
A weekly burger creation so popular they made it (sort of) permanent: a beef patty on a grilled glazed donut bun w/ american cheese & chocolate-covered bacon, sided by crispy, seasoned waffle fries.

The Reuben at Reuben on Rye
Mobile
Guess what this sweet mobile kitchen is serving? Yup, a glorious take on a the classic Reuben that can be had with one of eight different meat fillers, like roast beef, hot brisket, grilled chicken... or even, um tuna?

The Melts at Meltkraft
Market East
This grilled cheese stall is equipped with a mozz-making laboratory, a 30-cheese counter, and exactly what you need in your current state: melts stuffed with everything from burger, to Aiden, to Mr Big, to that Russian guy who Miranda didn't like, to brisket baked mac 'n cheese, to bacon fat.

Taylor Pork Sandwich at Farmer's Road Drive Thru
DelCo
Combining everything you love about Old MacDonald and McDonald's, Farmer's Road Drive Thru's a barn-doored DelCo fast-foodery from the team behind Lotus Farm to Table, dishing out locally sourced scrapple breakfast sammies, blue-cheesed Buffalo chick-wiches, and cooked-to-order grass-fed cheeseburgers, all ready in 2min or less... which's about how long you've got to live if you don't get some meat and cheese and bread into you right now.

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1. PYT 1050 N Hancock St, Philadelphia, PA 19123 (Nolibs)

It's hard to go wrong with consuming a half-pound of red-sauced meatball flattened between two fried lasagna patties. If you don't catch that, you can always back it up with a summery Jamaican jerk chicken burger bundled between fried plantains.

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2. Tavern 243 S Camac St, Philadelphia, PA 19107 (Midtown Village)

Tavern, on Camac, is run by a former Chopped champion and's serving up heaping portions of garlic fries, bacon burgers, and -- of course -- cheese sauce.

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3. Reading Terminal Market 51 N 12th St, Philadelphia, PA 19107 (Market East)

RTM is your indoor farmers market for all Philly fare, housewares and area specialties. Check out Meltkraft: from the guys behind NJ dairy farm Valley Shepherd Creamery, Meltkraft is RTM’s first-ever grilled cheese stall, equipped with a mozz-making laboratory, a 30-cheese counter, and eight hot-buttered melts stuffed with everything from burger, to brisket baked mac 'n cheese, to bacon fat. Or stop by The Rib Stand offering authentic Southern-style comfort food like BBQ, potato wedges and green beans.

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4. Farmer's Road Drive Thru 210 Painters Crossing Village , Chadds Ford, PA 19317 (Delco)

Farmer's Road Drive Thru in Chadds Ford has pudding shakes, burgers, and other things that'll render you non-ambulatory -- and it's serving them all directly to your car window.

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