A thread on Reddit recently posted the question: if the USA is a bar, what is each state doing and drinking? And while the answer for PA is pretty clear (we’re drinking beer and yelling at the football game on TV), we thought what if this same idea was applied to Philly’s many ‘hoods? So, if Philadelphia were indeed a bar, what would each neighborhood be up to tonight?
Fairmount is on their way but hasn’t been able to find parking yet.
South Street’s been bar-hopping since noon and looks a little bit tipsy -- nothing a slice of Lorenzo’s or a cheesesteak can’t fix.
Conshohocken is throwing a house party and would love for everyone to skip the bar and come out -- it’s only 20 minutes on SEPTA and they’ve just renovated their house.
Art Museum is sitting by their phone, listening to the Adele CD, waiting for someone to call.
Manayunk got a keg of Natty Light and a bottle of Fireball for the pre-game. Manayunk will be there around midnight as soon as the keg’s kicked.
Passyunk is going out to dinner tonight... like they do every night... because they have the city’s best restaurants and won’t stop talking about it. Then they’ll be out and the sloppiest on the dance floor because they pre-gamed with wine.
East Falls is heading to Manayunk’s because they’re bored and have nothing to do.
Someone just called Roxborough asking for the address of Manayunk’s party thinking it was theirs. Roxborough is pissed that everyone always hangs out at Manayunk’s.