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Philly Beer Week 2013 is nigh, and this year it's actually 10
nigh nights long. With 1000 imbibable events beckoning, you won't need much motivation to catch Mayor Nutter kicking a keg with a sledgehammer beneath the Liberty Bell before Marc Summers hosts a hopped-up version of Double Dare after which you're inspired to consume two liters of suds and 2lbs of Belgian bar snacks on a single dare, but you will need a map. So click to blow up this Philly Beer Week decision tree and make nothing but smart choices with a brew (or two) in hand for once.