NE Broadway's crazy tiki temple has a rum club where you score a Mr. T-style medallion and your name on a rotating glass globe by consuming just 50 rums shown on a special map.
Become a rum-soaked globetrotter
You might be a landlubber, but there's no reason you can't pretend to be a pirate and taste more than 50 different rums from all over the map, earning monikers that were previously reserved for guys with birds on their shoulders. Hale Pele in the Lloyd District rejects your average tiki cocktails and instead adopts more inventive cocktails. Don't forget to order the Zombies, which are so strong they are limited to two per person.