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A dancer at Portland's Mystic Gentlemen's Club.

Thursday Watch a no-holds-barred cage match (of nudity) during Mystic's Und-Wrestling competition. Get the naked truthBe among the first to check out bakery cart Honey Pot's fresh new breakfast menu. See what else's cooking here. Then click the link above to look at the nudity again.Behold as members of Blitzen Trapper, Parson Red Heads, and Viva Voce premiere a play based on Manos: The Hands of Fate... lauded as the worst movie ever. Get dates and tix hereGet down like James Brown at Holocene's I've Got A Hole In My Soul dance party. Get the deetsFriday

  • Rock out to dozens of bands during Star Theater's three-day Bender festival. See the full roster hereRelive the joy of watching The Sandlot -- now with beer! -- at the Hollywood. Get your tickets hereSundayGet rowdy as the Timbers take on San Jose. Join the Army now
  • Take a fantastic voyage on a short bus with the Spring Urban Wine Tour. Score your boarding pass here
  • Bakery food cart The Honey Pot.
    A crappy looking still from Manos: Hands of Fate.
    Bands rock out during Star Theater's Bender fest.
    A scene from The Sandlot.
    The Portland Timbers take the soccer field.