15. All of the portraits on the wall are topless
Doesn't matter if you're in the Tenderloin (High Tide) or the Mission (The Homestead).
16. There are two microwaves
So many people are microwaving things that they, in fact, decided one microwave was not enough.
17. And maybe there’s a hot plate
See: Thieves Tavern, where happy hour often includes grilled cheese, made one by one on the hot plate using white bread and American cheese.
18. It’s sticky
The bar tops, the floor, the stools, the handle to the bathroom -- at least one surface is coated in a mystery substance.