Just three sweet dudes, tending bar

If you want to meet the handsomest, know-the-most-things-about-whats-happeningest, sometimes-dress-up-as-videogame-charactersest bartenders in the city, make sure to stop by Blackbird on Tuesday from 7-9p, when the completely-unbiased editors of this very newsletter will be mixing up two boozy drinks we helped make up: "The Unfortunate Body Type" (it has pear in it!) and "The Adult Juice Box".