Another neighborhood, another kind of divey Tiki bar filled with regulars. But Tiki Haven in the Outer Sunset has something about it that we can’t help but love... namely, boozy flaming punch bowls. Also, happy hour specials. Also, a snack vending machine in the back. Okay, Tiki Haven, fine. You win. We love you.
If the old-school sign (since 1937!) and fully tricked-out Tiki decor don’t win you over, the multiple, heavily spiked “bowls” will. That’s right, Trad’r Sam’s has multiple drink options that come in bowl form, complete with a bunch of straws for drinking races with your friends (like good grown-ups do). Just accept the fact that you’re taking down at least one Scorpion Bowl here.