Stuart Schuffman, Broke Ass Stuart
North Coast Brewing's Scrimshaw Pilsner (German Pilsener, 4.40% ABV)
Stuart says: "Quintessentially drinkable for nearly all occasions, Scrimshaw is perfect whether you want a session beer on a nice day or just something to drink with a meal. Sometimes pilsners can be a bit bitter, but Scrimshaw never is. North Coast really outdid themselves with this one. Hell, I'm in my underwear drinking one right now."
North Coast Brewing's Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout (Russian Imperial Stout, 9.0% ABV)
Stuart says: "Getting totally twisted on beer never tasted so good. Thick and rich, Old Rasputin packs a 9% ABV without having that weird after taste that some strong beers leave you with. Plus, it gives you a buzz that makes you feel almost as hard to kill as old Rasputin himself. This may not necessarily be a good thing, but we'll let the SFPD be the judge of that."