It's Cinco de Mayo. Which means it's time for you to stop whatever you're doing and start having mucho amounts of fun. Not sure how to get the party started? Minibar, the beer, wine, and booze delivery service that delivers pretty much everywhere in SF in under an hour, has just what you need. And by "what you need," we mean a donkey-shaped piñata. THAT'S FILLED WITH BOOZE. (And also candy, or whatever, but who cares because: BOOZE.)
Each piñata costs $25, comes with a mask, a piñata-hitting stick, string to hang the piñata, and is filled with 10 bottles of different types of booze (ours was all tequila and cinnamon-flavored whiskey for what it's worth).