Oh right, how do you get access to all this one-night-only awesomeness? All you have to do to enter is post a pic on Twitter of you looking like a God-damn gentleman, tag us in the tweet (@ThrillistSF), and the God-damn gentlemanest-looking gentleman'll win.
Oh and if you win, you damn sure better dress like that again, 'cause this is a private social club, yo.
Joe Starkey is Thrillist's San Francisco Editor and is sorely tempted to make a six-years-too-late "Poker Face" reference here. Can't read his, can't read his... Twitter.