You think all of the tastings are super pricey when you start out...
... BUT ARE TOTALLY AFFORDABLE BY 1PM.
You decide you're going to rent wine storage
Because that’s something that someone who routinely searches out PBR happy hours definitely needs to do.
You get really annoyed with the person who is actually spitting the wine out
And offer to drink theirs if they really don’t want it.
You start abbreviating every wine variety
Chardonnay = Chard, Cabernet = Cab, Sauvignon Blanc = Sauv Blanc, Zinfandel = Zin. Merlot = Ew, everyone who watched Sideways knows you don't actually drink Merlot.