You buy adorable little jars full of adorable artisanal foods
That you never, ever open.
You say things like "Next time we should toooootally do this on bikes!"
Please, for the love of wine, do not ever actually do that.
You get super self-conscious about your wine etiquette after three hours of tasting
“Am I holding this glass right?”
“Wait. How is everyone else holding their glass?”
“Crap, should I be holding my glass like that guy??????”
But six hours in, you DGAF