You become best friends with the vineyard's pet
Like rolling around on the ground saying how much you want to take it home. Even though it's a miniature goat.
You fall asleep
Somewhere. Anywhere. Everywhere. But most definitely in the hallway of your hotel at 6pm.
You decide the last stop of the day should definitely be a dive bar
You think port after dinner is a good idea
Port after dinner is NEVER a good idea.
You get back to the hotel and open one of the fancy bottles of wine you bought earlier
Only to wake up with a full glass next to your bed.
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Daisy Barringer is Thrillist's SF Editor. Tweet her @daisy if you want to help her drink all of these bottles of Chardonnay she really doesn't want.