Are you a (21-years-or-older!) Stanford student looking to drink more than zero beers before school starts? A successful entrepreneur who wants to get in touch with “the people” by discarding peanut shells in a manner that (how amusing/quaint!) isn’t generally socially acceptable? A Menlo Park local who has super-intense feelings on whether or not Dutch Goose is better than Oasis, and want to express those feelings with vitriol, but can’t find the appropriate Internet article on which to leave them as comments?
This Stanford-area Drinking Guide has you covered. Go forth, imbibe, and carve your name on some tables.