By now you've probably seen the AskReddit thread that tries to answer the question: if the United States were a bar, what would each state be doing and/or drinking? What you probably haven't seen, though, is the Thrillist story that tries to answer the question: if San Francisco were a bar, what would each neighborhood be doing and/or drinking? So, uh, here's that story.
Apologies in advance, Outer Sunset.
- Marina... is drinking a vodka soda, which Cow Hollow makes fun of, though it used to drink vodka soda too, like a year ago.
- Alamo Square... brought two dogs, for some reason.
- Crocker Amazon... is all gross and sweaty and wearing cleats in the bar and just ordered a water and a light beer.
- Dogpatch... is drinking Bulleit rye and eating jerky it brought from home while desperately trying to get people to come back to Dogpatch after the bar. Only West Portal thinks about going.