Bad news: you're stuck in SF on Christmas and can't see your family. Good news: we've compiled a list of all the bars that'll be open tomorrow day/night. Even gooder news(!): bars sell alcohol!
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Molotov's 582 Haight St Yup, this dog-friendly spot's open, so make sure you grab that awesome reindeer outfit for your pooch and see if you can pick up a Mrs. Claus.
Toronado 547 Haight St That beer spot where the bartenders hate you should be serving, and since you can always bring in food, you can have your Christmas feast/that Arinell's slice you're holding, here.
North Star 1560 Powell St So... if the Betty Ford Clinic rated them SF's No. 1 Happy Hour, who are we to argue?
Gold Dust Lounge 165 Jefferson St Classic SF institution in a new spot that's open on Christmas? It might finally be time to get yourself on over there, if you haven't already.
Fishbowl 1854 Divisadero St Just don't use the bathroom.
Harry's Bar 2020 Fillmore St Basically the Lower Pac Heights sports bar, Harry's will indeed be open, which means you'll probably have to get in early to try and grab a seat, per the usual.
Hyde-Out 1068 Hyde St Aptly named for what you're going to be doing all night in this bar.
McTeague's Saloon 1237 Polk St Sure, it may have facial-scanning technology, but it's also where you'd most likely be able to find some bros to pound beers with when it opens at 6p.
Hi-Tide 600 Geary St You can't get much more TL than this spot, so come here, play some awkwardly angled pool because there isn't enough space, and be nice to the girls behind the bar.
Eastside West 3154 Fillmore St Hey, we never said your Christmas drinking had to be classy...
Marina Grill 2400 Lombard St Though opening later than their usual hours, open they will be. Duck in here to avoid all the Marina girls returning their presents on Christmas Day.
Bender's 806 S Van Ness Ave If you're looking for a dive with a back porch where you can smoke your corncob pipe, this is the spot for you.
Zeitgeist 199 Valencia St Might as well. It is Christmas, after all!
Clooney's 1401 Valencia St If you can find a bar open earlier... good for you.
The Cavalier 360 Jesse St Probably the classiest of the spots open today, put on your Christmas finest and be prepared for this delicious British pub.
Hobson's Choice 1601 Haight St If you happen to want your Christmas a little Victorian-style, head here for some house-punch, or their specialty December drink -- the Wiki Waki Woo, which has enough in it to make you say exactly that.
Aub Zam Zam 1633 Haight St Come at 6p for the $2.50 PBRs, stay for the jukebox playing something that, thank God, isn't Christmas carols.