Well Vodka (Old ballard)
Initial Impression: "What? This only cost $10 a bottle?"
Flavor Notes: It’s the tiniest bit sweet, which you'd expect from spirits made from seasonal ingredients (sour cherry, pumpkin, etc.) that are about to be thrown away by Skagit Valley farmers.
Deep thoughts: Still can’t believe this stuff is only 15 bucks after tax, I need like 5 bottles now.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Cate Blanchetts a la Blue Jasmine
Workers #9 (Mischief)
Initial Impression: "Wooooooooooooooo!”
Flavor Notes: Slightly pine-y, almost like a gin… and a little harsh.
Deep thoughts: I'll hate it in the morning, but I love it right now!
Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Lenin Statues
Final Verdict: The Well Vodka definitely wins for its subtle flavors and 'cause you'll feel relatively... waitforit!... well the morning after you drink it.