Your first bad decision was probably agreeing to go to any kind of bar in the what some people call the "STD triangle". The second was thinking – after a half dozen cheap pints of Manny’s – that you’d impress anyone with your mind-blowing karaoke skills. The third was making your karaoke choice “Man, I Feel Like a Woman”.
The Hurricane Cafe
One might think this was a Dennis Erickson-themed bar, given that it’s open 21hrs a day, and, after last call, actually encourages you to get behind the wheel – albeit a simulated San Francisco Rush wheel in their video arcade – for three hours until they start serving again at 5a. If your bad decisions are more the Cortez Kenndey-type, they’ll also serve you heaping plates of waffle fries, eggs, bacon cheeseburgers, or other foods greasier than Jimmy Johnson’s hair until the bar opens back up.