Hey. Hey, you. Shhhhh. We want to help you find your way into this bar, so listen closely. First, you'll have to hike your grass skirt up the stairs, then head past the bar and the bathrooms, and finally go through the employees-only-looking doors, and there you'll find their extremely secret Tiki hut, layered tropically in bamboo, luau-grass, and "Tiki god" masks, which you'll be praying to later to help you navigate your way back out after a few Beachcomber classics.