DC's first Metro bar map will direct you to beer

Guess what lovers and haters of WMATA: we’ve unsucked DC Metro like never before by replacing each stop with a watering hole. Our goal is to get you up that (perpetually broken!) escalator and onto a bar stool as quickly as possible. You can check out a blown-up version of our bar map here, plus the deets on every single line below.

*Programming Note: There are some spots that would be SUPER awkward to drink at -- like Arlington Cemetery, The Pentagon, Fort Totten, and a hodgepodge of government buildings at Federal Center -- so we’ve left those out. Any great spots you think we left out? Let us know in the comments.

Bethesda: Food Wine & Co.
Friendship Heights: Civil Cigar Lounge
Tenleytown-AU: Public Bar
Van Ness-UDC: Acacia Bistro & Wine Bar
Cleveland Park: St. Arnold’s Mussel Bar
Woodley Park: The Gin Joint
Dupont Circle: The Big Hunt
Farragut North: Bar-Cöde
Metro Center: Laughing Man Tavern
Gallery Place: Redline
Judiciary Square: Hamilton’s Bar and Grill
Union Station: The Dubliner
NoMa-Gallaudet U: Todd Gray’s Watershed
Rhode Island Ave: Carolina Kitchen
Brookland-CUA: Menomale
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Takoma: Republic
Silver Spring: Quarry House Tavern

West Falls Church: Mad Fox Brewing Company
East Falls Church: Chasin' Tails
Ballston-MU: First Down Sports Bar & Grill
Virginia Sq-GMU: Carpool
Clarendon: Bracket Room
Courthouse: Ireland’s Four Courts
Rosslyn: Heavy Seas Alehouse
Foggy Bottom: Lindy’s Red Lion
Farragut West: The Bottom Line
McPherson Square: Off the Record
Metro Center: Laughing Man Tavern
Federal Triangle: Elephant & Castle
Smithsonian: Castle Café
L’Enfant Plaza: 21st Amendment Bar & Grill
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Capitol South: Bullfeathers
Eastern Market: Hank’s on the Hill
Potomac Ave: Wisdom
Stadium-Armory: RFK Stadium

King St-Old Town: PX
Braddock Road: Rustico
Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport: Gordon Biersch
Crystal City: Crystal City Sports Pub
Pentagon City: Epic Smokehouse
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Rosslyn: Heavy Seas Alehouse
Foggy Bottom: Lindy’s Red Lion
Farragut West: The Bottom Line
McPherson Square: Off the Record
Metro Center: Laughing Man Tavern
Federal Triangle: Elephant & Castle
Smithsonian: Castle Café
L’Enfant Plaza: 21st Amendment Bar & Grill
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Capitol South: Bullfeathers
Eastern Market: Hank’s on the Hill
Potomac Ave: Wisdom
Stadium-Armory: RFK Stadium

King St-Old Town: PX
Braddock Road: Rustico
Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport: Gordon Biersch
Crystal City: Crystal City Sports Pub
Pentagon City: Epic Smokehouse
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L’Enfant Plaza: 21st Amendment Bar & Grill
Archives: Penn Quarter Sports Tavern
Gallery Place: Redline
Mt. Vernon Square: The Passenger
Shaw-Howard-U: Right Proper
U Street: The Codmother
Columbia Heights: Lou’s City Bar
Georgia Ave-Petworth: Chez Billy

Anacostia: Uniontown Bar And Grill
Navy Yard-Ballpark: Bluejacket
Waterfront: Cantina Marina
L’Enfant Plaza: 21st Amendment Bar & Grill
Archives: Penn Quarter Sports Tavern
Gallery Place: Redline
Mt. Vernon Square: The Passenger
Shaw-Howard-U: Right Proper
U Street: The Codmother
Columbia Heights: Lou’s City Bar
Georgia Ave-Petworth: Chez Billy