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  • 01
    Show the Wizards of Waverly Place you have magical TV powers, too, thanks to our bros, who've got the only magic-wand-shaped remote that lets you adjust the channel, volume, and much more with just a flick of the wrist.
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      Show the Wizards of Waverly Place you have magical TV powers, too, thanks to our bros, who've got the only magic-wand-shaped remote that lets you adjust the channel, volume, and much more with just a flick of the wrist.
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  • 02
    For the embarrassing friend that always asks the guy at Bottlecraft what IBU stands for, snag him this sudsy coffee table tome featuring profiles of 18 local award-winners from Breakwater Brewing Co. to Lightning Brewery, video links so he can enjoy a pint with the brewmaster from each joint, and a couple dozen beer-centric recipes created by some of SD's culinary masters.
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      For the embarrassing friend that always asks the guy at Bottlecraft what IBU stands for, snag him this sudsy coffee table tome featuring profiles of 18 local award-winners from Breakwater Brewing Co. to Lightning Brewery, video links so he can enjoy a pint with the brewmaster from each joint, and a couple dozen beer-centric recipes created by some of SD's culinary masters.
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  • 03
    This protective powder applies evenly, eliminates waste, and is the gift of choice for anyone who's ever looked at a rosin bag and thought, "I bet that would dry the hell out of my nuts".
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      This protective powder applies evenly, eliminates waste, and is the gift of choice for anyone who's ever looked at a rosin bag and thought, "I bet that would dry the hell out of my nuts".
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  • 04
    Now available in a handful of wintery color options (white, baby blue, black), the classic lugged frame on this commute-friendly two-wheeler's been fitted with a unique three-speed-hub and oversized tires by the build-your-own-bicycle experts at Bellingham's Traitor, so don't be surprised if they sell out.
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      Now available in a handful of wintery color options (white, baby blue, black), the classic lugged frame on this commute-friendly two-wheeler's been fitted with a unique three-speed-hub and oversized tires by the build-your-own-bicycle experts at Bellingham's Traitor, so don't be surprised if they sell out.
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  • 05
    Perfect for friends too lazy to booze and overeat, this densely moist Southern specialty (made by the guy behind newly launched Bootleg Bakery) dudes-up holiday treats via a generous portion of Kentucky Bourbon (plus Georgia pecans, California golden raisins, fresh nutmeg ideally from a state famous for nutmeg, etc.), and comes in a special-edition tin unique to BB's first 100 cakes.
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      Perfect for friends too lazy to booze and overeat, this densely moist Southern specialty (made by the guy behind newly launched Bootleg Bakery) dudes-up holiday treats via a generous portion of Kentucky Bourbon (plus Georgia pecans, California golden raisins, fresh nutmeg ideally from a state famous for nutmeg, etc.), and comes in a special-edition tin unique to BB's first 100 cakes.
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  • 06
    Give a dude what may be the manliest of all utensils AND an excuse to eat something besides Now and Laters, with a five-piece stainless steel cutlery set boasting hand-forged handles resembling tree bark, and a not-inconsiderable price point, though since they're made by Blackbird in Ballard, you'd kind of think they'd be Free.
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      Give a dude what may be the manliest of all utensils AND an excuse to eat something besides Now and Laters, with a five-piece stainless steel cutlery set boasting hand-forged handles resembling tree bark, and a not-inconsiderable price point, though since they're made by Blackbird in Ballard, you'd kind of think they'd be Free.
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  • 07
    The smallest product from the Northwest's sweetest tool makers, this way-more-than-just-a-bottle-opener boasts a flathead screwdriver/pry tip, box ripper notch, and 1/4" hex opening, all despite being just 2.45" long, and TSA-compliant...presumably 'cause those guys love hiring tools.
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      The smallest product from the Northwest's sweetest tool makers, this way-more-than-just-a-bottle-opener boasts a flathead screwdriver/pry tip, box ripper notch, and 1/4" hex opening, all despite being just 2.45" long, and TSA-compliant...presumably 'cause those guys love hiring tools.
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  • 08
    This novelty timepiece is available in oak or walnut, attaches a Quartz clock to a bundle of faux dynamite sticks, and is made in West Virginia, marking the first time that something out of that state might actually blow up.
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      This novelty timepiece is available in oak or walnut, attaches a Quartz clock to a bundle of faux dynamite sticks, and is made in West Virginia, marking the first time that something out of that state might actually blow up.
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  • 09
    Frederick-based WTCrafts is finally giving you the ability sleep with the video games you love, hawking a fleece NES controller pillow, a black blanket featuring Resident Evil's Umbrella Corporation logo, and a soft yarn rug made to look like the original Nintendo controller, and presumably inspired by your video game-time tradition of just sort of lying there.
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      Frederick-based WTCrafts is finally giving you the ability sleep with the video games you love, hawking a fleece NES controller pillow, a black blanket featuring Resident Evil's Umbrella Corporation logo, and a soft yarn rug made to look like the original Nintendo controller, and presumably inspired by your video game-time tradition of just sort of lying there.
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  • 10
    Need Supply Co x Alden have collaborated to create a boot named after Richmond, and featuring waxed calf leather, Goodyear welt construction w/ white stitching, and an upper made w/ "Tan Dakota", or what Fanning is going to have to be if she wants that starring role in Dora the Explorer.
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      Need Supply Co x Alden have collaborated to create a boot named after Richmond, and featuring waxed calf leather, Goodyear welt construction w/ white stitching, and an upper made w/ "Tan Dakota", or what Fanning is going to have to be if she wants that starring role in Dora the Explorer.
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  • 11
    The San Fran clothes-/humor-smiths have just dropped a reversible black corduroy jacket with a shimmering disco-ball liner, the world's most "Nauseating Holiday Pants" w/ illustrated holiday icons (Santa, snowmen, elves) vomiting snowflakes and presents, and the "Black Dragon Drinking Jacket" with a suede moleskin exterior, a satin interior, and seven flask-fitting pockets so you can "arrive at any party wearing a bar".
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      The San Fran clothes-/humor-smiths have just dropped a reversible black corduroy jacket with a shimmering disco-ball liner, the world's most "Nauseating Holiday Pants" w/ illustrated holiday icons (Santa, snowmen, elves) vomiting snowflakes and presents, and the "Black Dragon Drinking Jacket" with a suede moleskin exterior, a satin interior, and seven flask-fitting pockets so you can "arrive at any party wearing a bar".
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  • 12
    Cover up the fact that you smell like booze with, well, basically more booze: Moonshine, a clear, clean cologne that delivers a "woodsy aroma with hints of spice, black pepper, tobacco, leather, and gin", and will also make you go blind, if applied incorrectly.
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      Cover up the fact that you smell like booze with, well, basically more booze: Moonshine, a clear, clean cologne that delivers a "woodsy aroma with hints of spice, black pepper, tobacco, leather, and gin", and will also make you go blind, if applied incorrectly.
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  • 13
    Cover that Big Dogs tee with this similarly old-school Eagles Flashback jacket from Mitchell & Ness, a Starter-ish nylon pullover with styling touches like angled elbow and rib accents in green & white, an elastic waist and sleeve, and old logos and lettering dating back to the time when Andy Reid only weighed as much as Corey Simon.
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      Cover that Big Dogs tee with this similarly old-school Eagles Flashback jacket from Mitchell & Ness, a Starter-ish nylon pullover with styling touches like angled elbow and rib accents in green & white, an elastic waist and sleeve, and old logos and lettering dating back to the time when Andy Reid only weighed as much as Corey Simon.
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  • 14
    For the smoker on your list -- or just to keep you mellow in Best Buy when they claim for like the 100th time that they don't even make Coleco football anymore -- these pipes out of Cumberland County boast hand-carved briar bowls and hand-cut acrylic stems forming traditional round styles, along with crazier jobs like a looong-stemmed churchwarden with a rusticated bowl.
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      For the smoker on your list -- or just to keep you mellow in Best Buy when they claim for like the 100th time that they don't even make Coleco football anymore -- these pipes out of Cumberland County boast hand-carved briar bowls and hand-cut acrylic stems forming traditional round styles, along with crazier jobs like a looong-stemmed churchwarden with a rusticated bowl.
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  • 15
    The streety timekeepers at Flud have plenty of giftable goodies, like a series of leather-look, big-pocketed messenger bags, heavy-duty duffels in a badass 8-bit camo print, and new Disney-collab timepieces emblazoned with Mickey Mouse and the Muppets, and now you can consider this writeup Gonzo Journalism.
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      The streety timekeepers at Flud have plenty of giftable goodies, like a series of leather-look, big-pocketed messenger bags, heavy-duty duffels in a badass 8-bit camo print, and new Disney-collab timepieces emblazoned with Mickey Mouse and the Muppets, and now you can consider this writeup Gonzo Journalism.
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  • 16
    Hit the ultra-high-end-watchmaker's just-opened LA boutique, then, instead of spending your rent on a watch you think you saw Jay-Z wearing in the video for "Money Ain't a Thing", get your brother this understated, reasonably priced, bike-chain-esque bracelet, available in five different colors.
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      Hit the ultra-high-end-watchmaker's just-opened LA boutique, then, instead of spending your rent on a watch you think you saw Jay-Z wearing in the video for "Money Ain't a Thing", get your brother this understated, reasonably priced, bike-chain-esque bracelet, available in five different colors.
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  • 17
    For the sushi enthusiast who loves spicy shrimp rolls, but hates when the soy sauce covers the plate like Mike Piazza when he was good, get this so-simple-it's-either-genius-or-stupid design featuring a mini-bowl in the middle for dipping sauce, and two chopsticks.
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      For the sushi enthusiast who loves spicy shrimp rolls, but hates when the soy sauce covers the plate like Mike Piazza when he was good, get this so-simple-it's-either-genius-or-stupid design featuring a mini-bowl in the middle for dipping sauce, and two chopsticks.
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  • 18
    This poster's not just a map of the city, but also a guide to eating a whole hog, w/ different parts of town co-existing alongside/standing in for different parts of LA, as if you didn't already know that the Valley is all about head.
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      This poster's not just a map of the city, but also a guide to eating a whole hog, w/ different parts of town co-existing alongside/standing in for different parts of LA, as if you didn't already know that the Valley is all about head.
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  • 19
    This Vegas-based crustacean haven's coming to LA next year, so give someone in your Fave Five a preview with their delivery service, which features clawy goodness like lobster mac & cheese, smoked scallop lobster bisque, and lobster rolls that also come with whoopie pies, presumably so named because they provide your stomach with even more cushion.
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      This Vegas-based crustacean haven's coming to LA next year, so give someone in your Fave Five a preview with their delivery service, which features clawy goodness like lobster mac & cheese, smoked scallop lobster bisque, and lobster rolls that also come with whoopie pies, presumably so named because they provide your stomach with even more cushion.
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  • 20
    This masculine knick-knackery has shloads of great picks, but chief among them may be this piece pulled from a Midwest bar after spending the first 70yrs of its life there: a caged, 2ft-high King Kong statue they call the "ultimate in Americana", though being one-of-a-kind it has no Offspring.
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      This masculine knick-knackery has shloads of great picks, but chief among them may be this piece pulled from a Midwest bar after spending the first 70yrs of its life there: a caged, 2ft-high King Kong statue they call the "ultimate in Americana", though being one-of-a-kind it has no Offspring.
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  • 21
    From UK geniuses Surface Tension, these tables-of-fun come in a trio of throwback designs, each of whose wood frames and "mysteriously dark" toughened glass conceal a full arcade screen, retractable joystick, control pads, and a ninja-spec, fully wifi'd PC pre-loaded w/ original software for dozens of coin-suckers like Pong, Asteroids, Missile Command, Mortal Kombat, and Super Breakout, or, the condition of your face last time you played Mortal Kombat.
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      From UK geniuses Surface Tension, these tables-of-fun come in a trio of throwback designs, each of whose wood frames and "mysteriously dark" toughened glass conceal a full arcade screen, retractable joystick, control pads, and a ninja-spec, fully wifi'd PC pre-loaded w/ original software for dozens of coin-suckers like Pong, Asteroids, Missile Command, Mortal Kombat, and Super Breakout, or, the condition of your face last time you played Mortal Kombat.
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  • 22
    From Japanese design collective Goody Grams, these snappy shooters depict detailed pewter animal heads (bear, rhino, buffalo) on their base, but'll still stand perfectly level when placed right way up, unlike you after you tilt them upside down.
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      From Japanese design collective Goody Grams, these snappy shooters depict detailed pewter animal heads (bear, rhino, buffalo) on their base, but'll still stand perfectly level when placed right way up, unlike you after you tilt them upside down.
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  • 23
    From turbulently iconic French ticker-merchants LIP, this snappy leather-steel number is an exact replica of their original '50s design, famed for decorating the wrists of Generals de Gaulle and Eisenhower, and Bill Clinton, a man who clearly should've made better use of his wrist.
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      From turbulently iconic French ticker-merchants LIP, this snappy leather-steel number is an exact replica of their original '50s design, famed for decorating the wrists of Generals de Gaulle and Eisenhower, and Bill Clinton, a man who clearly should've made better use of his wrist.
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  • 24
    A full year after opening, this ghoulishly fronted literary workshop's finally created its own line of similarly gross-on-the-outside products, each coming with a specially commissioned short story by authors like Charlie Higson & Zadie Smith, and ranging from jars of "banshee balls" (actually aniseed), to cans of "night terrors" (American hard gums), to humbugs labeled "escalating panic", which will certainly be the case when you realize there is toffee in these mints!
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      A full year after opening, this ghoulishly fronted literary workshop's finally created its own line of similarly gross-on-the-outside products, each coming with a specially commissioned short story by authors like Charlie Higson & Zadie Smith, and ranging from jars of "banshee balls" (actually aniseed), to cans of "night terrors" (American hard gums), to humbugs labeled "escalating panic", which will certainly be the case when you realize there is toffee in these mints!
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  • 25
    The Joy of Cooking may be the most well-known cookbook in the world, but did you know it only has three recipes involving bacon? If you did, shoot yourself. If you're still alive, purchase The Bacon Freak Cookbook

    From the geniuses who brought you bacon-laden pancake mix and bacon jerky, The Bacon Freak Cookbook's exactly as genius as it sounds, with many of its hoggy recipes coming from renowned chefs, apparently none of whom are Jews. Each recipe's written specifically for a simpleton/non-cooker to follow, and're broken into categories, which start with delicious takes on traditionally porky meals, like breakfast (bacon burritos w/ avocado; biscuits & gravy w/ bacon grease-cooked sausage) and lunch treats like the Asian bacon Num Pang sandwich, and Chi-town stud Rick Bayless' avocado-mango salad, which's topped with four sow-strips, in case anyone ever overhears you ordering an "avocado-mango salad". There's also a slew of dinner options, including juicy bacon-wrapped lobster kebabs and a bacon-laced rice and beans recipe from a private yacht chef, as well as appetizers like shrimp BLT's w/ dijon mustard vinaigrette, bacon wrapped medjool dates w/ goat cheese & balsamic, and Atlanta chef Gary Unger's chipotle raspberry bacon (guess which three ingredients were left in his refrigerator?)

    If your sweet tooth is obese, there're even deserts (bacon grilled s'more; pork-laden custard pie) and a couple of boozy drinks -- another well-known thing that can turn pretty much anything into a joy.
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      The Joy of Cooking may be the most well-known cookbook in the world, but did you know it only has three recipes involving bacon? If you did, shoot yourself. If you're still alive, purchase The Bacon Freak Cookbook

      From the geniuses who brought you bacon-laden pancake mix and bacon jerky, The Bacon Freak Cookbook's exactly as genius as it sounds, with many of its hoggy recipes coming from renowned chefs, apparently none of whom are Jews. Each recipe's written specifically for a simpleton/non-cooker to follow, and're broken into categories, which start with delicious takes on traditionally porky meals, like breakfast (bacon burritos w/ avocado; biscuits & gravy w/ bacon grease-cooked sausage) and lunch treats like the Asian bacon Num Pang sandwich, and Chi-town stud Rick Bayless' avocado-mango salad, which's topped with four sow-strips, in case anyone ever overhears you ordering an "avocado-mango salad". There's also a slew of dinner options, including juicy bacon-wrapped lobster kebabs and a bacon-laced rice and beans recipe from a private yacht chef, as well as appetizers like shrimp BLT's w/ dijon mustard vinaigrette, bacon wrapped medjool dates w/ goat cheese & balsamic, and Atlanta chef Gary Unger's chipotle raspberry bacon (guess which three ingredients were left in his refrigerator?)

      If your sweet tooth is obese, there're even deserts (bacon grilled s'more; pork-laden custard pie) and a couple of boozy drinks -- another well-known thing that can turn pretty much anything into a joy.
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  1. Kymera Magic Wand Remote
  2. San Diego's Top Brewers
  3. Cowboy Code Men's Powder Bag
  4. Traitor Luggernaut
  5. Kentucky Bourbon Cake
  6. Bark Flatware
  7. BREWZER Keychain Tool
  8. Time Bomb Clock
  9. WTCrafts
  10. Seven Hills Indy Boot
  11. Betabrand Holiday Gear
  12. Moonshine Cologne
  13. Eagles Flashback Jacket
  14. Deibler Pipes
  15. Flud Watches & Bags
  16. Icelink Bike Chain Bracelets
  17. Sushi Time Sushi Plate
  18. Los Angeles Is For Meat Eaters
  19. LobsterMe Delivery
  20. Like antiques, but for men
  21. Arcade Coffee Table
  22. Animal Shot Glasses
  23. Général De Gaulle Watch
  24. Scary gifts in Shoreditch
  25. The Bacon Freak Cookbook