Earthy tees from a teen

Founded by 17-year-old Elliot Hoepelman, Thirst's goofily anthropomorphic, nature-inspired tees so far include "Imparting the springtime wisdom" (magically antlered deer lecturing to bunnies and such), "Hedge Dweller" (a clearly hungover hedgehog), and "Mountain Tail", the description of which reads "the worst thing any cat caught up in the string of a pair of mittens can do is agree to play Hide and Seek whilst caught up in the years worst blizzard" -- just the sort of ultra-violent teenage fantasy predicted by A Clockwork Orange!