Dope Nose Shots

Scary popular in select locales (what up, Phoenix?), but scarce in NY, Agwa's a Bolivian coca-leaf liquor processed in Amsterdam under the watchfully bloodshot eyes of its Irish creators -- who despite having removed key coke alkaloids, don't shy from blow-centric marketing ("feel positive...without testing positive!"). To festively test run the tequila/Midori-tasting stuff, hit the EV's Mama's Bar, where it's served with lime-flavored licking salt in what looks like a crack vial -- at 60proof, even if it doesn't work, eventually, it's bound to work.