Seattle Caviar Company

Because the way to a (wo)man's heart is through her stomach, these specialty food-ists are offering up a Thrillist-inspired "Christmas Package to Thrill and Delight" that boasts a luxe ounce of fish eggs (Special Galilee Osetra), a dozen blini, creme fraiche, and a demi of Champagne Gaston Chiquet champagne, plus a sterling/mother-of-pearl palette and spoon set, which should be great, assuming it doesn't encore with "The Way We Get By".