In an effort to "remind you that the dinner table is still the most important place to meet family and friends", even though Ross is never that fun to hang out with, the gang behind 5 Paces Inn has created The Village Tap. So sit and relax for a bit while downing coma-encouraging comfort eats in a meat-and-three format, plus local brews and 1940s-inspired cocktails
This is not your daddy's Old Fashioned -- seriously, it's called the Not Your Daddy's Old Fashioned, and it's made with Early Times Bourbon, black walnut & orange bitters, simple syrup, and flamed orange. So actually, it kind of is your daddy's Old Fashioned
Working nine-to-five: what a way to make a living. Drinking this Dolly Parton with Ole Smoky Apple Pie Moonshine & ginger ale on your lunch break: what a way to make two-to-five way more tolerable
Food time. Start with the sliders featuring wonderfully fancy fried bologna whose first name would be like Alistair or something, then get after this ground chuck meatloaf wrapped in sugar-cured bacon, finished with a garlic-tomato glaze, and served on a bed of mashed potatoes
Need some heat? Then order the NBA League Pass. Or, just get the Hot & Spicy Chicken, seasoned with a blend of blazing peppers and drizzled with their house-made hot sauce, and leave the blandness to Ross.