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1) You scroll down like a boss.
2) To help you navigate this year's AF&WF tailgating demos, ramen lessons, and Sunday morning booze seminars, we created the ultimate, dude-friendly decision tree, which you can zoom into right here.
3) We've also got two free tickets to give away, which you can win simply by tweeting at us with which Ninja Turtle you'd most want to bring to the fest and why. Win and we'll hook you up with a pair of passes for you and your buddy who hopefully doesn't live in the sewer.