You own several Girl Talk CDs and believe that R Kelly and Jay Z's The Best of Both Worlds is a very underrated album. You have attended Eeyore's Birthday Party on more than one occasion, but draw the line at body paint.
Taco Mex on Manor East Austin
You are fond of making bad decisions, and have probably sat on that not-quite-a-bench in last night's clothes making awkward small talk with someone you met at White Horse. You likely are in a band, are a DJ, or work with your hands. You long for the days when the portions were twice as big and your rent was half as much.
Mi Madre's East Austin
Your freelance writing or video editing or sound engineering job means you haven't been into an office in years, but you secretly long for someone to talk to and free miniature pretzels. You greatly enjoy the fact that you can order a #0.
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