The average pavement-pounding New Yorker weighs 6lbs less than other Americans -- making him dangerously underweight when the cold weather hits. Put safety first and girth out at next Monday's Big Red Event.
Big Red's an epic indoor meat-mall, loaded with fare from restaurants vegans would protest, if their protein-robbed muscles had the strength to carry the signs. The ~20 presenters range from newcomers like Porterhouse and Craftsteak, to Old Homestead and Keens Steakhouse -- so old school, they'll only serve cows killed with stone axes. There'll also be a City-friendly demo on indoor grilling, and, to ensure you forget everything you learn, unlimited reds from the organizer, St. Francis Winery & Vineyards.
A taste of what you'll be hording in your adipose: