Stop #6: James Hook & Co.
15-17 Northern Ave; 617.423.5501
Meander along the waterfront until you run into this family-run-since-1925-just-don't-ask-about-the-sketchy-fire-a-few-years-back seafood stand on the Ft. Point Channel, where, despite the fact that they're shipping over 50,000lbs of lobster daily, they still have the time to whip up their simply dressed (a little mayo, a little celery) but nonetheless award-winning rolls.
Stop #7: Yankee Lobster Fish Market
300 Northern Ave; 617.345.9799
If somehow you're not currently throwing up into the Channel, roll down Northern Ave into the Seaport to your final stop, another long-standing, family-run landmark where you can enjoy a classic split-top lobster roll with fries and slaw -- or maybe mix it up with a lobster club sammie -- while soaking up some sun on their patio.
And now that you've had seven lobster rolls, perhaps you should go home. Immediately. You've had quite the day.