Food & Drink

Chevy's Battery Park City

Chevy's Cinco de Mayo should be stupidly great: huge margaritas, half-naked girls doling out free beer/shots, and sloshed bankers getting dissed by half-naked girls. To accommodate everyone, this already gargantuan restaurant's opening their 80-seat patio and annexing the adjoining Embassy Suites atrium -- around 800 seats altogether. To secure the best spot, grab a table at 11am: there's free Wi-Fi, so you can "work from home" -- until your boss looks out his window, spots you napping beneath a sombrero, and emails you a termination notice.