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11. Trench Double Burger


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We were at Trencherman late night, amidst a crowd of guys wearing gingham shirts saying bad things about Jay Cutler. And perhaps I can blame a little of it on the timing or the downer vibes coming off the gingham, but, like Cutler, the burger had some issues. Though the patties had good flavor, they were a bit compressed, almost as if they’d been over-handled. And one patty was nearly cooked all the way through while the other was medium rare. The bread & butter pickles offered up some needed acid, but couldn’t quite bring it back. With better execution, I’m sure the burger is worth the hype, unfortunately that wasn’t the case on this visit.

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10. The Neurosis

Kuma's Corner

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Kuma’s has been on my list of burger places to hit in the US since 2005, which was when they opened up in Avondale and hit it big time with their lineup of giant stunt burgers and delicious beers. 

Deciding on a burger was difficult, as I tried to stick to my guns and get the most basic one available. Eventually I settled on the Neurosis, and not the Kuma Burger, because I didn’t want the bacon and egg clouding my judgment. 

The flavor of the meat was fantastic, though almost exceedingly rich, especially with the horseradish mayo, two types of cheese and no acid from pickles or any other vinegar-soaked instrument to cut through things. The only real problem, however, is my own personal pet peeve: The bun was not toasted and thus got soggy from the high-quality meat very quickly. I know Kuma’s doesn’t need my help considering they’re packing ‘em in each night even now 11 years down the road, but trust me when I say, a little toasting of the buns would go a long, long way. Please don’t hurt me.

Christina Slaton

9. Royale with Cheese

Pub Royale

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I can’t say I’ve gone to a ton of Anglo-Indian pubs, so I was damn excited to hit up Pub Royale in Wicker Park, and, after consulting the menu, realized that I actually wanted to order pretty much everything else. BUT I DID NOT because I am a professional with amazing willpower. Matt, on the other hand, is weak-willed and might’ve ordered the India Hot Chicken, and I may’ve been polite and had a few bites just to maintain appearances and not embarrass him.

But this isn't a story about Matt's horrible willpower. Let’s talk about the burger. Per the Anglo-Indian take, there was a distinct but subtle Indian spice on the meat, which threw me off at first, though I eventually took to it. The true stand-out was the spicy pickles, which added fire and acid to balance against the aioli, aged cheddar, and that beef, which had a good texture and char, but sat somewhere in no-man’s land between a steakhouse and traditional diner burger. I’d actually have loved the burger with slightly less spice in order to let the meat speak for itself, but still a solid, unique burger.

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8. Old Fashioned Cheeseburger, Big O-style

M Burger

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“It’s the Chicago In-N-Out,” said every single person I met, upon realizing I came from California and planned to go to M Burger. And yes, there are certain elements that scream In-N-Out -- simple menu with secret elements, thin patties, soft bun, special sauce, American cheese -- but it’s not In-N-Out, OKAY?!!? 

(Actually, it might be nearly as good as In-N-Out, but I’m going to use parentheses to make that point in case anyone else from California is reading this right now.) 

Seriously though, I'm not going to go too deep on this other than to say that this is one of the great fast-food burgers I've had on my travels, but Chicago's burger talent is deep, so that only puts it at number eight.

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7. Downstairs Burger

Maple & Ash

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Upon entering Maple & Ash, I realized that there was a good chance I was out of my league. Perhaps I hadn’t factored in that most of the other diners would be taking down impressive slabs of bone marrow while wearing sport coats or other forms of business casual and that my Vans might seem distinctly out of place, but still I plodded on, because I have journalistic integrity and was also too embarrassed to leave and come back wearing a borrowed top hat. I took my place amongst the interlopers at the more casual bar, and got the Downstairs Burger, by far one of the more aesthetically pleasing burgers I’ve ever encountered. 

Look at the picture of that thing. If burgers had yearbook superlatives, this is a lock for best looking. But enough superficiality, it’s what’s on the inside of those buns that counts. And this was a really well-balanced burger. The texture and grind of the meat was loose enough that you could really taste the freshness, and the balance of the red onions, pickles, and Dijonnaise countered the Cheddar and meat nicely. It didn’t blow me away, but it’s definitely a burger I wouldn’t mind coming back to. 

(Editor’s Note: Apologies if it sounds like Kevin is actually considering dating this burger, romantically).

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6. 1/4lb cheeseburger with American

Top Notch Beefburgers

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There is something glorious about places like Top Notch, something that gets me all nostalgic and feeling like standing up and saying the "National Anthem" and wearing my one awkwardly tight swimsuit that looks like an American flag. Anyway, they give you choices here, but the true move is to get the 1/4lb burger, since it is the thin diner-style patty I crave, with just the right amount of char. The American melds with the onions, the basic pickles offer up a bit of acid, and the toasted bun seems fresh and delicious, and all is right in the world (for a couple of minutes, at least).

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5. Acadia Burger (single)


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Also the name of a mid-size SUV from the good people of GMC, I was pleasantly surprised/confused to find out Acadia’s cuisine was inspired by “coastal Maine.” The burger is less a Maine relic and more in the modern vein of the new upscale bar burger, but I’m hardly complaining about that. 

The grind of three meats created a juicy, perfect medium patty, which melds with the Gruyere and Mornay to give it a super-rich flavor that nearly overwhelms any attempts by the house-made pickles and bacon-onion jam to play a leading role. Although I would maybe suggest the Mornay on the side, this burger is still a delicious reminder of a Maine I’ve never been to, but now want to visit dearly. 

Oh, and if you’re eating other things, don’t you dare be a heathen and get their lobster roll “Connecticut style.”

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4. Double Cheeseburger

Johnny's Grill

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When Sarah Jordan took over the old Johnny’s, there was some worrying that she would re-imagine the space too drastically, turning it unrecognizable. Looking back now, that was a stupid thing to worry about. Basically all she did was re-imagine the menu in a more modern light, and give Logan Square a great diner with underrated drinks and a damn good burger.  

The double is greasy, OK? Like in most Midwestern cities, the butter use is liberal and slightly over-the-top, reminding me of the famed butter burgers of Wisconsin. But putting aside the butter for a moment, all the other elements click into place. The bun is soft and fresh and could use just a touch more toasting, the griddled patties are salty but not overly so, and the meat crumbles in a delicate way suggesting a knowledgable grind. Add in the pickles to cut through that butter with some much needed acid and you have one of the better burgers in the city. Oh, and a damn good lime gimlet.

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3. Slagel Farms Beef Burger

Owen & Engine

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Look at that picture. Now imagine someone took a delicious bowl of French onion soup and strained out the very best and most flavorful onions, and then they perfectly seared both ends of a medium sized Slagel Farms chuck/short rib/brisket patty, and placed it atop a house-made potato bun. And that was it. No tricks or sleight-of-hand sauces or even cheese. Now imagine that burger being so incredibly flavorful and juicy that you’re only concern is just what sort of depressive withdrawal you’d go through when it was over. Now look at the picture again.

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2. Single Cheeseburger

Au Cheval

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(Author’s Note: I also went to Small Cheval to see if there was much of a difference, but because it’s negligible, I’m just going to focus on Au Cheval here.) 

Au Cheval is where I fell in love with burgers again. Every year, our Chief Creative Officer Ben Robinson and myself would travel out to Chicago to pick up Matt Lynch and force him to drive us to Iowa to watch a college basketball game. It was a ritual left over from a previous era in the mid-aughts, when we used to have a somewhat successful college basketball side blog, BUT THAT’S A WHOLE OTHER STORY. 

Anyway, before we trekked to Iowa, we would always go to Au Cheval for dinner the night before, to enjoy all the glorious egg-topped creations they offer, but mostly for that burger. The experience of eating an Au Cheval burger for the first time is hard to put into words, but it’s essentially a burger baptism -- biting into that perfectly charred meat, simply adorned with chopped red onion, mayo, cracked pepper, pickle, and cheese changes you, possibly even in God’s eyes. It is one of the purest burger ideals in the country. And yet, crazily enough, in Chicago’s burger Olympics, I think it stands on the silver podium.

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1. Mott Burger (bar only)

Mott Street

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About a year ago, after proclaiming my undying loyalty to Au Cheval’s burger, my friend Josh sent me a note. “I think I’ve got a burger here that beats Au Cheval,” he said. I dismissed him and called him swear words. After all, Au Cheval is one of the best burgers I’d had all over the country. And now he’s telling me to go to some Asian restaurant? 

“What is wrong with you?” I asked Josh. “Just wait,” he said, and then went and made some cool soccer clothes.

Now look: I am just slightly big enough of a man to admit I’m wrong, and boy was I wrong here. Mott Street’s bar burger is a revelation, an Asian-leaning riff on all the classic elements of the cheeseburger, a beef ballad composed by the gods with help from one of those Swedish hitmakers.

The double chuck patties were juicy and perfectly cooked, the griddled meat and fat blending in with the miso butter, American cheese, and brilliant hoisin aioli to give you a ton of fatty, salty, umami action. But then the pickled jalapeño and hamburger dills bring the balance back from the brink, and those sweet potato shoestrings add crunch, almost as if you stuffed some delicious chips in the burger, but their matchstick size means they only complement without overwhelming. Josh was right, the burger at Mott Street’s bar is the best burger in Chicago, and certainly in the running for best in America. I'll see you at the bar, friends.

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1. Trenchermen 2039 W North Ave, Chicago, IL 60647

Trenchermen is modeled after the hospitality offered by a Turkish bathhouse that previously occupied its location -- "a place where vodka was at hand and a bowl of borscht and a cold beer was a staple." Today you'll find a classier menu with dishes like braised lamb shank served over goat cheese gnudi, that still captures the comfort of the food formerly served here. Oh, and 30+ beers on tap.

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2. Kuma's Corner 2900 W Belmont Ave, Chicago, IL 60618

Kuma's does burgers, and a lot of them. With its bloodthirsty bear paintings and Slayer-grade metal on repeat, you’ll know you’ve stepped into carnivorous territory long before a tatted waitress brings you one of several hunks of meat, like, say, the Neurosis, a massive, juicy beef patty smothered with sharp cheddar, Swiss, caramelized onions, sautéed mushrooms, and horseradish mayo.

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3. Pub Royale 2049 W Division, Chicago, IL 60622

This Anglo-Indian pub in Wicker Park serves Indian-inspired comfort food like salt cod samosas, palak paneer, and coconut curry mussels in an eclectic space decorated with taxidermy and colorful masks. The beer-driven menu features a well-curated mix of American IPAs, German Pilsners, and ciders -- both bottled and on tap. Though spicy, savory plates are the obvious choice at Pub Royale, don't overlook the chai dulce de leche doughnuts -- or the burger.

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4. M Burger 5 W Ontario St, Chicago, IL 60654

M Burger is a fast-casual burger mainstay from restaurant group behemoth Lettuce Entertain You. In any of its numerous locations across the state of Illinois, you can (and should) indulge in the Old Fashioned Cheeseburger -- lettuce, pickle, onion, tomato, secret sauce -- or the M Burger -- same, but plus bacon, minus tomato. Make it a double, you’re in the Midwest, after all. Get the crispy chicken sandwich or turkey burger if red meat isn’t your thing, but no matter what you order, get a side of fries and a signature shake (for sipping and for dipping your fries). Thank us later.

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5. Maple & Ash 8 W Maple Street, Chicago, IL 60610

Glitz and glamour come in equal measure at this Gold Coast steakhouse, where heavy fabric is draped from the wooden ceiling and candles rest atop dark tablecloths. The menu here centers around items grilled on a wood-burning hearth, such as a 40oz porterhouse and a 28-day dry-aged strip. Not sure which cut to choose? Tell the waitstaff, "I don't give a f*@ck" -- an actual menu item that results in the chef's choice. And when you're finished, be sure to have Pastry Chef Aya Fukai present you with table-side sundae service.

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6. Top Notch Beefburgers 2116 W 95th St, Chicago, IL 60643

Top Knotch Beefburgers has been delivering staple diner food in Beverly since 1942. The menu includes all the American classics, and the signature order is (unsurprisingly) a half-pound hamburger with a pile of crunchy, twice-fried Idaho potato fries on the side. The restaurant claims its burgers get their damn-good status from cow leg meat, an ingredient typically undesired by chefs. The restaurant is outfitted with formica diner booths and counter seating.

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7. Acadia 1639 S Wabash, Chicago, IL 60616

Tucked away in a nondescript South Loop building, this Michelin-starred restaurant showcases chef Ryan McCaskey's contemporary take on classic American fare. Inspired by Maine, Acadia is unique for pulling off a sophisticated multi-course tasting menu (available in five or ten courses) and an à la carte bar menu that sports an aggressively indulgent burger. Whether you're there for the complete prix-fixe experience or for a cocktail and oysters at the bar, Acadia is definitely a special occasion spot.

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8. Johnny's Grill 2545 N Kedzie Blvd, Chicago, IL 60647

The original Johnny's Grill was a greasy spoon fixture for years before its lease ended in 2014. A year later, chef/owner Sarah Jordan (Boka, Blackbird, Cicchetti) opened a same-but-different Johnny's in the exact location that's both an homage to the original and a total upgrade. The space and menu is still very much a diner with all formica everything, but there's now a bar, patio, and creative comfort dishes like house-made pop tarts, extra crispy fish & chips, and a sharp double cheeseburger that joins the ranks of the best in Chicago.

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9. Owen & Engine 2700 N Western Ave, Chicago, IL 60647

The term "gastropub" is thrown around loosely in the business of restaurant writing, but Owen & Engine truly fits the bill. The upscale British pub in Logan Square has a Bib Gourmand from the Michelin guide, so it might be better than many that are actually in England. The menu includes snacks and small plates like Scotch eggs and beef carpaccio, plus a selection of entrées that includes one of the best burgers in town. The extensive draft list is constantly changing but features IPAs, Belgian ale, stout, and more.

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10. Au Cheval 800 W Randolph, Chicago, IL 60607

This upscale West Loop restaurant is known for its European flair and sophisticated American diner-style eats. Au Cheval usually has a wait out the door at peak dinner hours because it's home to iconic signature items like the fried house-made bologna sandwich and the so-called single burger, which actually comes with two thin patties and is topped with American cheese, house Dijonnaise, pickles, and if you know what's good for you, the optional bacon and fried egg add-ons. The brasserie-like space includes an open kitchen and a bar where local, domestic, and international beers are all on tap.

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11. Small Cheval 1732 N Milwaukee, Chicago, IL 60647

Au Cheval's pared-down little sister in Bucktown slings similar superlative burgers as its West Loop counterpart. Small Cheval's focus is simple: hamburgers and cheeseburgers -- plus or minus bacon -- and golden fries. There's beer, a few cocktails, and the space, which feels like a retro roadside burger joint, is open until midnight on weekends and includes an expansive back patio.

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12. Mott St 1401 N Ashland Ave, Chicago, IL 60622

Tucked away in an unassuming red brick storefront in Wicker Park, this vaguely Asian restaurant from the Ruxbin crew serves an eclectic menu of family-style plates inspired by the comfort food cravings of the restaurant team. Mott St truly does cook up a little bit of everything, from steamed pork dumplings and soy-glazed wings to congee and udon. If small plates aren't for you (we get it, sometimes you just want an entrée all to yourself), then perhaps the double chuck patty Mott Burger is. The restaurant's communal tables fit all too well with the tapas-like menu.