What you're getting: Caprese and egg
This waffle-centric eatery loads scrambled eggs, bacon, cheddar, and mayo onto a Brussels waffle, turning it into a glorious Franken-breakfast-sandwich-taco thing. Exactly what it is isn't important, just the fact that it is... is.
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Jeffy Mai is a freelance writer who will make the entire table wait while he photographs each dish. Three times. Follow him @jmai.