Tavern-style, square-cut pizza is thin crust, but not all thin crust pizza is tavern-style, see? So don’t go suggesting New York slices and Neapolitan pies in the comments. It’s a Chicago thing: the flat, crunchy crust cut into squares, for people who don’t want to be stuck eating a whole slice for five minutes when there’s important drinking to be done.
Turns out, the best pies are found in places that have been doing it forever. So here’re 10 that fit the most well-rounded flavor into one square cut.
Pat’s dates back to 1950 and some -- like the late Roger Ebert -- have argued for it being No. 1 in town. To me, its freakishly thin crust is almost too thin and soaks up grease so fast that it winds up see-through before you finish it. But pay it respect for pushing the frontiers of pizza science to see just how thin a thin crust can be.
Just across 95th St from the South side of Chicago, this is a perfect example of the Chicago “cracker crust”, since it looks, tastes, and crunches exactly like a Saltine. The crust knows to stay out of the way of the real stars -- hearty chunks of house-made sausage and gooey cheese.
The problem with tavern-style pizza on the North side is that hardly any of them are really taverns anymore -- just big carryout and delivery operations. This Northwest side spot shows what they’re missing: the friendly everybody-knows-your-name-everybody’s-glad-you-came atmosphere lubricated by the Cubs on TV and famous-brand Pilsners. The thin crust is a solid choice as well.
You know that hippie pizza place in Colorado that made the chewy, whole wheat crust that you ate like 36 slices of that time you had the munchies? If that pizza knocked up a Chicago thin crust pizza, that’s kind of what you’d get at Bricks. I’m not big on updating a classic style that isn’t broken, but Bricks modernizes the crust and toppings (try the pesto-based Green Garden) without forgetting it was born in a tavern.
For when you feel like dining in what looks like a Wisconsin Northwoods hunting lodge complete with peanut shells on the floor and real, taxidermied raccoons & squirrels dressed and posed like Robin Hood aiming his bow and arrow, there's Bill's. It couldn’t be more adorable, unless you’re a squirrel condemned to spend all eternity dressed up like Robin Hood. Savor the fun (and by "fun" we mean “kind of creepy”) atmosphere while enjoying Bill’s admirably puffy-yet-crunchy cracker crust.
Villa Nova is famous for two things: 1) the fact that late-owner Al “The Pizza Man” Tornabene is alleged to have been the head of the Chicago Outfit during the 1990s and early 2000s, and 2) for a seriously thin crust pizza that looks less like it was shaped than poured, dotted with balls of sausage lined up like a street crew on election day. Though in a rare exception to my sausage-always rule, I’d actually go for the excellent spicy-smoky pepperoni here.
It’d be easy to zip by this strip mall pizza joint near Midway Airport, assuming from the exterior that it’s nothing special, but you’d be wrong. They've been doing everything in-house the right way since the 1970s, producing a crisped-up crust topped with fennel-heavy sausage.
West Rogers Park
Owner of one of the best vintage '50s neon signs in the city, this has since been updated from smoke-filled tavern to family sports bar and restaurant, but the thin crust is, as I once called it, “the crackliest cracker crust in town”, with a kickier tomato sauce than you find in most places that have been around this long. Ask for it “well done” to get the ample cheese caramelized just right.
Near North Side/Loop/Ukrainian Village
A small chain from the same family as Lou Malnati’s, and making pizzas with a similar crust. While I’d give the late Lou the edge for deep dish, brother Rudy Jr. wins in the thin crust category for the buttery, biscuit-like crust. It’s the thickest thin crust on this list, but it has the flavor to justify it and stand up to the bright tomato sauce.
South Side, Ashburn
Vito & Nick’s has been a tavern since the 1920s, and making pizza since the late 1940s, so yeah, they’ve probably learned a thing or two by now. At its best -- and admittedly sometimes that’s not on a packed Saturday night, with pizzas flying from the oven -- they achieve a near-perfect amalgam of crisp crust, brightly spiced sausage, well-balanced sauce with a hint of sweetness, and caramelized cheese on top. It's as good as pizza gets, thick or thin, in Chicago or anywhere.
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1. Pat's Pizzeria & Ristorante2679 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago
2. Rosangela's Pizza2807 W 95th St, Evergreen Park
3. Bije's7500 Irving Park Rd, Norridge
4. Bricks1909 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago
5. Bill's Pizza & Pub624 S Lake St, Mundelein
6. Villa Nova Pizza6821 Pershing Rd, Stickney
7. Pizza Castle3256 W 55th St, Chicago
8. Candlelite Chicago7452 N Western Ave, Chicago
9. Pizano's Pizza & Pasta864 N State St, Chicago
10. Vito & Nick's Pizzeria8433 S Pulaski Rd, Chicago
Go thin and get the sausage. That's our advice for ordering at this 60+ year old pizzeria. Stick with us and you'll get a pizza with a crust thin as a cracker that offers the perfect edible plating for a dish where house-made sausage is the man meal. Trust us, go thin and get the sausage.
For a Chicago pizzeria you'd probably expect that this joint would do the thin crust well and they do. As a matter of fact, they are sort of devoted to it, using thinner crust as the standard. But don't let that devotion distract your eyes from the rest of the menu that includes a particularly tasty Italian beef sandwich that has garnered fans of it's own.
Pizza and wings are the perfect sports viewing partners at this sports bar, where you can get the latter as a topping for the former. Slide into one of the booths and kickback to either watch your friends have a go at karaoke or skaters have a go at each others via the hockey matches up on the flat screens.
At this Lincoln Park 'za spot, you can get a variety of pies ranging from traditional toppings & styles to more specialized flavors, like the pesto-based Green Garden.
Peanut shells scattered over the floor and taxidermy-lined walls give this Mundelein eatery its unbeatable neighborhood tavern feeling, accompanied of course by both crunchy thin-crust pizzas and double-decker, deep-dish behemoths with the fluffiest bread bases in the city, which they've been perfecting since they opened for business in 1957. For the extra-gluttonous, chocolate chip cookie sundaes come drizzled in chocolate for a belly-busting end to an almost-perfect meal.
This undecorated suburban spot sticks to the simple pleasures in life: square-cut, ultra-thin pizza, and the ability to bring your own beer. Most have their pies delivered or pick them up on the go despite their high demand and low number of deliverers, but Stickney's in-the-know crowd know the best way to eat these pies os to bring friends to ease the blow your stomach will take from all the toppings their thin crust manages to uphold.
This South Side 'za joint's got it all -- from thin crust to house-made sausage toppings, one can't go wrong at all.
Located in Rogers Park, Candlelite has been dishing out delicious thin-crust pizza, gourmet burgers, and garlic fries in Rogers Park for more than 60yrs.
Checkerboard table cloths, close quarters and a quaint bar conjure thoughts of what classic italian pizzerias must have been like at this restaurant. While the deep dish and thin crust pizzas are certainly the focal point, don't count out the homemade rootbear or the cookie dough dessert for parterns in crime.
This family-owned South Side institution has been making legendary thin-crust pizza since 1932. The square-cut, crispy-like-a-cracker pies can be topped with a variety of toppings but the crowd favorite is the sausage pizza topped with fennel-seasoned sausage. It's hard to miss Vito & Nick's red, white, and green awning, and the interior is as old-school basic as the exterior. Heads up: it's cash-only.