Though it'd be a great name for a Bubbles-centric prequel to The Wire, American Junkie's actually a 320-seat, two-floor industrial barstaurant sporting a retractable skylight roof and American flags carved on tables, etched onto bar stools, and occupying an entire wall of the upstairs bar. Believe it or not, there's another wall with an arguably even more American accessory -- a massive 16ft HDTV
The second-floor bar overlooking Hubbard is where the roof retracts, giving an open-air feel around the denim-upholstered couches ready for bottle service (well, they will be once people sit on 'em), and a dance floor with two DJ booths pumping 100,000 watts of sound
Chef Kendal Duque (Sepia, City Tavern) is running the kitchen, turning out meatiness like this wild boar chili with ancho peppers, cornbread croutons, Meyer lemon cream, and an entirely new feeling toward "Hakuna Matata"
Lamb chops? No, dum dum, lamb lollipops, in a sour cherry glaze on a bed of navy beans
Not a celebration of Salma Hayek making a unibrow look sexy, the Frieda burger has two patties from New Jersey’s famous Pat LaFrieda butchery that are topped with bacon, cheddar, and sweet pickles
Back to more exotic meats, this bison rib eye comes with a side of Brussels sprouts in wild mushroom sauce
They're also firing flatbreads like foie gras & pineapple, or this combo of bacon, pork belly, kumquat, bourbon & blue cheese
For dessert (or a really unhealthy way to perk up in the morning), there’s chocolate macchiato cake with espresso cream
The bar has nearly 40 wines and 26 draft beers, including private labels of each. As far as cocktails, this Sunset Blvd has vodka, Prosecco, lime, and a coiled cucumber, ready to strike
Oh, and that TV -- they’re also laying claim to the title of biggest television in the Midwest with this 16x8ft, 1080i LED screen wonder. If it inspires diners to eat enough of those Frieda burgers, they may soon be able to claim some of the biggest Midwesterners as well.