Best Yelp Comment: “According to Grub Hub reviews, Alex called the food "stellar", and Megan generically said "it's the best chinese food i've ever had." Two possibilities, Megan and Alex don't have any sort of cognitive abilities, or they don't exist. Never eat here.” -Andrew W.
Papa Romeo's Pizza
Best Yelp Comment: "…you're probably better off going ANY FREAKING WHERE ELSE UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR FRAKING TOILET...I have literally no idea how this post became about me getting diarrhea. Anyway, I seriously don't recommend eating at this place unless you're trying to lose weight QUICK, because dehydration does wonders for your figure, I've heard." -Gregory P.