Hold on to your arteries this Opening Day! Starting this year, the Texas Rangers stadium, Globe Life Park, is getting new food stands devoted entirely to two of mankind's greatest creations: fried food and bacon. You know, because nothing says baseball like maniacal deep-fried food creations, peanuts, and Cracker Jacks, right?
The first new stand, State Fare, is the ballpark's effort to centralize its fried-food offerings, and the name is a greasy hat tip to all of the fried wonders you can find at the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, according to a report by ESPN. For State Fare, the over-zealous concessions overlords have created what they've called the "Fried S'mOreo," which they described as "a marshmallow breaded in a graham cracker crust that is deep-fried and carefully threaded on a skewer between two deep-fried, battered Oreo cookies, then topped with a drizzle of chocolate sauce."