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8. Uncle Herky Burger

Luscher's Red Hots

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The first things you notice when you get into Luscher’s are the accolades. Many of them, all over the wall en route to order. Two D Magazine covers! It’s intimidating. And so is the Uncle Herky Burger, a two patty behemoth that is every bit the mess promised in the pictures. 

Unfortunately, there were some issues -- the double patties lacked good griddle char, and the meat was underdone. The grilled onions were undercooked as well, so they hadn’t yet reached that caramelization point. The condiments were heaped on -- so you got a lot of yellow mustard taste, along with a sloppy amount of mayo. The seeded bun actually somewhat miraculously held up to most of it because it was griddled well, and the horseradish pickles tasted good on their own, but this was a case where the quantity of mustard actually meant that there was almost too much acid. Even with all those criticisms, it was still pretty good, but you could see the potential if there was a little more restraint. I don’t think I’ve ever typed those lines before. 

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7. Cheeseburger with American

Maple & Motor

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Maple and Motor is one of the first places I recall being quasi-famous for its burger, a place I remember marking down in a very informative email I sent to myself in 2010 titled “Burgers to eat in Dallas FYI.” It’s a simple spot -- a couple of booths, a small space at the bar, a few tables. 

The burger is really well constructed with balanced flavors between the pickle relish, onion, tomato, and cheese. But this is the biggest burger I’ve had on my trip. Unlike steakhouse burgers, in which they just seem to try and make your jaw ache with the height of the burger, Maple still looks like a normal cheeseburger, it’s just the diameter of the bun is twice the size of any other I ate on the journey. It’s seriously huge. At one point an entire patty-sized portion falls out as I try and bite into it. It’s insane. 

As for the little details, the burger meat is well-seasoned and freshly ground, and they double the cheese in a way in which one is melted and one stays relatively cold, which actually creates a pretty good flavor combination in your mouth. The uncooked red onions are too much (and they would be on any burger), and soon the sharp tang from the onion overwhelms some of the more subtle flavors, but all in all, it’s a good burger, even if I could barely manage to eat a third. My suggestion is to come early, and bring a partner. 

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6. Royale with Cheese

Rodeo Goat

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Rodeo Goat (which should be a band name by now) has tricks. And not just rodeo-based goat tricks -- most of the burgers have some sort of flair component, which I tend to shy away from. But alas, the Royale with Cheese is their closest-to-traditional cheeseburger, and so I begin there. 

There are several winning components to this burger: the good mix of the mustard, “spiked ketchup,” chopped onion, and jalapeño bacon, which is absolutely delicious and something I’ve never seen before. The extra-salty meat adds a kick of spice during the swallow, so you get hit with the initial flavors of the other condiments first, and then it sits back, ever patient, and kicks you in the throat. I want to buy it by the pound. The meat itself is a great temperature with good char, but the only issue is the bun: though griddled well, it’s dry in the middle and flakes off in portions, but not so much that it ruins the overall experience. 

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5. "No. 5 Special"

Keller's Drive-In

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God, I love Keller’s (read my story for more on the classic drive-in). I could fill a book with things I love about the space, the covered drive-ins, the older ladies methodically carrying trays filled with burgers and Lone Stars, the jukebox in an outhouse, the perfect mix of clientele from all walks of life. But let’s focus on the burger, shall we? 

Keller’s is a total diner burger. The No. 5 offers up a thin double patty, with decent grill on the meat, which melds with that cheese and a tangy sauce and the crunch of shredded lettuce to really work as perfect diner burgers do. The bun is perfectly toasted, standing up to the creaminess and the burger juices. The only issue I had at all was the poppy seed bun. I understand that it’s sort of a Dallas thing, but the poppies give off a slightly nutty sensation I mostly associate with bagels. Not that I’m knocking the burger; I could probably eat at Keller’s and play that jukebox everyday. 

4. Bacon Cheeseburger

Neighborhood Services

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Fancy, fancy! I visited NS on a Wednesday night, the last of a long line of burger expeditions. It was the only burger spot I made a reservation at, and the only burger spot teeming with dates -- many blonde women with Dallas hair laughing politely and cooing impressively as many not-necessarily blonde men wearing expensive jeans with Dallas belt buckles told the stories of their football heydays at Highland Park or McKinney Boyd or Southlake Carroll. 

The meat at NS is special -- it comes from Southeast Family Farms in Florence, Alabama, and the restaurant is apparently the only place in Dallas where you can get these cuts. And the quality shows. Though, much like an offensive line in football (local reference!), each component seems too large when they first bring out the burger, but, like a talented line, these things all work in tandem. 

The meat, which is aged chuck, has a bit of funk; the aged cheddar adds to the funky component, and the caramelized onions seem like they could be spooned out of a particularly delicious soup. The bun is quite pliable and soft, and holds up well to the juices, thanks to the bottom stacking of the cold elements and mayo. My one small criticism would be that all that funk doesn't have quite a worthy acid adversary to balance it out in the pickles, but that is a minor quibble: this is a great burger. 

 

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3. Cheeseburger

Remedy

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Imagine you took the necessary parts of a Big Mac, broke them down to their core elements, upgraded each one, and switched out the special sauce for a creamy mustard and lost a patty. That is almost exactly what you get when you bite into the cheeseburger at Remedy. The mad geniuses at this quite delightful and hip Lower Greenville spot (they have drinking vinegars, aka Shrubs, y’all) shred the lettuce, chop sweet white onion, and slice dill pickles razor thin and put them all together with a creamy, tangy mustard along the bottom of a fresh challah bun from Village Baking Co. 

The bun itself is a marvel, really soft and sweet and doesn’t crumble or flake like most challahs. The meat is salty but a good firm medium. The griddle on the beef is nice. If you’re looking for me to say I don’t like something about this burger, I am sorry to have disappointed you (again, Dad). The burger competition in Dallas is fierce. 

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2. Do It Murph-Style

Off-Site Kitchen

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I like every single thing about Off-Site Kitchen. I like the entire wall of glass fridges showcasing local beers and tiny grenades of Mickey’s along the wall when you walk in. I like the outdoor seating area with the pool tables and those glittery lights that you only seem to find in the patios of Texas restaurants. 

I went slightly off my normal course here, due to a recommendation from Bradford Pearson, and got the Do It Murph-Style, and I’m ever so glad I did. The char on the burger is perfect -- blistered pockets of heat bubbling up and hardening all over the top and bottom of the patty. The jalapeño-bacon relish gives a subtle spice kick and combines with the acid from the dill pickles to cut through the secret sauce. The roll is sweet, not cloyingly sweet, but sweet enough that you might feel perfectly at home eating it from a basket with a pat of honey butter.  My one complaint (if at all) is that, while the bun was griddled perfectly on one side, the other side was nearly cold, which threw me off slightly. But that is small potatoes -- if I can be honest with you, friends (and I want to, I think we’re there), this is one of the best burgers in Texas. It just happens to have the misfortune of being in the same town as another one. 

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1. The Ozersky Burger

Knife Dallas

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Though I’ve read nearly all his stuff, I unfortunately never met Josh Ozersky before he passed away at the way-too-early age of 47. But a few of my current colleagues worked with him in the past at Esquire, and their stories of his excesses and quirks are delightful (read one here). One the things I always liked about him was selfish in nature -- his taste in cheeseburgers reflected my own, and I’d often hold it up as evidence that I was actually quite refined in my distaste for fancified cheeses and sleight-of-hand preparations that belonged in those magician movies Jesse Eisenberg likes to make. 

And so when Chef Tesar first made the Ozersky burger, I laughed at the novelty of naming a burger after a food journalist (though it's not the only one -- there’s a John T. Edge burger at Hog & Hominy in Memphis) but thought to myself, “Damn, I really want to try it.” And so when I came to Dallas, I even went so far as to stay in the hotel where Knife is located, so I could be close to the source. So yes, let’s just say expectations were high. Unrealistic even. But then, friends, I ate the burger.

What shocks me, even as I’ve already eaten over a hundred burgers on this trip, even as I swear I won’t eat read meat when all of this is done, even after my blood thickens and my belly fattens and my brain clogs, is that the right burger can send me into a gleeful near hysteria. And this is what happened when I first bit into the Ozersky. It was pure unadulterated burger, with meat from 44 Farms in Cameron, and unbelievable char. It was thick and the right amount of salty. The meat tastes so pure, it’s nearly spiritual -- you feel like you’re eating meat right out of a butcher’s hand. And the spartan toppings -- just some thinly sliced red onion and delicious bread and butter pickles that offer up the right acid to combat the cheese and meat -- make it exquisite. It’s a burger that honors the man behind the name, and the man behind the grill. It’s the best burger in Dallas, and Texas, and, shit, maybe just America, too. 

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1. Luscher's 2653 Commerce St, Dallas, TX 75226 (Deep Ellum)

Deep Ellum’s Luscher’s Red Hots is slinging gourmet, Chicago-style dogs with a slight Texas twist. The Post Oak Red Hot is a tribute to Chicago’s dog scene, with a pork and beef frank, poppy seed bun, brown mustard, pickle relish, onions, tomatoes, and sport pepper. But Luscher’s doesn’t discriminate in its meat repertoire; sandwiches and burgers highlight attention to lamb, “eye-talian” beef, fish, chicken, and bratwurst. If you are one of those meat-free folks, give the Tex Cobb salad a shot. Counter service and a laidback atmosphere allow for some much-desired alone time between you and your feast.

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2. Maple & Motor Burgers & Beer 4810 Maple Ave, Dallas, TX 75219 (Oak Lawn)

Known for celebrating “low class cool,” Maple and Motor distills American comfort cuisine into a ten-item food menu comprised of burgers and sandwiches built upon foundations of bologna, brisket, and bacon. The burger is the menu’s gem; it’s a half-pound of ground beef flat grilled in its own juices, dressed in traditional Texas fashion with mustard, lettuce, red onion, and a dill pickle. Add a side of beer-battered onion rings and a brew, and you’re set. The space is bare bones-cool, with a few black leather booths and photographs in simple black frames lining the walls. The Maple and Motor team doesn’t pretend to be anything other than red meat-loving Americans and we dig it.

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3. Rodeo Goat 1926 Market Center Blvd, Dallas, TX 75207 (Design District)

An outpost of the original and super-popular Fort Worth location, Rodeo Goat has some of the best and most inventive burgers you'll find in Dallas. The creations here are as scrumptious as they are wacky, like the Sugar Burger, made with candied bacon, grilled peaches, caramelized onions, and jalapeño jam. Backing the burgers is a solid, Texas-heavy craft beer arsenal, plus some thick milkshakes that can be made boozy. Be sure to grab a spot on the outdoor patio and bar.

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4. Keller's Drive-In 6537 E Northwest Hwy, Dallas, TX 75231 (Northeast Dallas)

In true 1950s fashion, Keller's serves up everything from it's short menu to the comfort of your driver's seat for no more than a few bucks. One doesn't come here for variety or to be met with many options -- everyone walks away with some variation of meat on their signature poppyseed bun. Beef, chicken or ham is chosen, and from there's it's all a matter of piling it up with cheese, bacon, and sauces.

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5. Neighborhood Services Bar & Grill 10720 Preston Rd, Dallas, TX 75230 (North Dallas)

At this industrial-chic restaurant and bar in North Dallas, you'll find American staples with an upscale twist, such as caramelized scallops, meatballs in voodoo sauce (an original, spicy spin on the traditional peppercorn sauce), and a luscious burger. The latter is a fan-favorite and comes with a two-piece chuck patty, bacon, aged cheddar, caramelized onion, and a side of sea-salted russet frites. There are notable nightly specials, too, which have run the gamut from lobster nachos to chicken pot pie. When it comes to drinks, the friendly bartenders are slinging classics like margaritas and Manhattans.

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6. Remedy 2010B Greenville Ave, Dallas, TX 75206 (Lower Greenville)

This novel Lower Greenville soda shop/restaurant fires on all cylinders, with Southern comfort dishes from Head Chef Danyele McPherson, with a contemporary-yet-soulful menu dotted with the likes of jalapeño-chive hush puppies with hot sauce butter, a crispy cured pork belly BLT on griddled challah, and confit fried Amish chicken with sour cream & chive mashed potatoes. This spot also has a great bar program featuring cocktails and handcrafted booze-free sodas, plus rotating pastries and ice cream sundaes.

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7. Off-Site Kitchen 331 Singleton Blvd, Dallas, TX 75212 (West Dallas)

With a passing glance at Trinity Park's Off-Site Kitchen, which on the outside appears to be any hold abandoned, vine-covered house, you'd be stunned to find its modern, lofty interior and mural-lined back patio that puts others to shame with its bar game selection. Locals stay for pitchers of domestic drafts and a game of pool, but the reason they flock in the first place is for a bite of the cheap "Murph-style" burger, an angus patty stacked with jalapenos, bacon relish, cheese, and the ultra-secret house sauce.

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8. Knife Modern Steak 5300 E Mockingbird Ln, Dallas, TX 75206

From James Beard-nominated Chef John Tesar, Knife Modern Steakhouse is a sleek, elegant update on the classic steakhouse. Dedicated to using only the highest-quality ingredients with local Texas roots, Knife sources its meat from the nearby 44 Farms in Carmen, Texas. Classic cuts like a bone-in rib eye or filet mignon are what you can expect to see on the restaurant's "Old School" menu, and more adventurous selections, like Waygu, Akaushi and Tri-Tip steaks, wood-fired over an open flame, are decidedly "New School."