Everyone's always telling you you can't go to a lamaze class because they're "only for pregnant women". Well you know what, everyone? People who read Thrillist stories about three-meat, double-bacon meatball subs have breathing problems, too.
Available at Plano Rd's Zeno's Famous Meatball Kitchen, the "Blue Balls" features a whole friggin' pound of meatballs (made w/ bacon, beef, and pork), all topped with blue cheese and almost an entire pig's worth of other bacon.
Yes, they've got a patio, but the view might actually be better from one of the 40 seats inside, thanks to these ball-themed posters.
Back to the food: non-meatball-y eats include this mound of cheese that also comes with french fries.
Or, if you want something totally in between: this dreamy number has beef balls smothered in cheese, topped with "awesome fries", and -- deep breaths -- ladled in pepper gravy.