Nine green-chile legends. Seven long shots. And one single criterion for ranking them: deliciousness. That means zero debates about the Colorado vs. the New Mexico style -- because who gives a flying frijole? Thick, thin, smooth, chunky, five ingredients or twenty-five... ultimately, all that matters is whether or not these bowls deserve a place in your facehole. Here’s our verdict on 16 Denver-area green chile contenders, from meh to magnĂ­fico. Have a favorite spot we should add? Leave it in the comments. 

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16. Tia Maria Mexican Restaurant

Twin Lakes
Color: Tan
Consistency: Viscous
Heat level: Mild
In a word: No bueno
Given all the accolades for this family-run fixture, we can only assume that its namesake auntie has an evil twin, and that she’s the one who’s lately been dishing out a lukewarm, practically chile-free "chile" that’s somehow both syrupy and watery, weirdly sweetish, and yet flavorless. Que bummer, because there’s otherwise a lot to like about the cooking here. But in a town where the competition is cutthroat, you can only be as good as your last batch of green.

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15. La Loma

Jefferson Park
Color: Green
Consistency: Starchy
Heat level: Low
In a word: Gringo
Cozy charm and cheesy comfort: that’s what this long-timer located in a quaint old house is all about. If the Mexican food here ever had any bite, it lost its teeth some time ago, and the green chile exemplifies the kitchen’s mild style: thickened to the point of velvetiness and enriched with tender shredded pork, it tastes of broth and garlic more than actual capsicum. In other words, it’s soothing -- and soothing green chile is paradoxically unsettling.

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14. Bonnie Brae Tavern

Bonnie Brae
Color: Red-orange
Consistency: Sturdy
Heat level: Moderate
In a word: Confusing
This stuff is as thick as chili with an "i." The bits of pork are so small they seem almost ground, just like the beef in your average chili. The tang of tomato sauce or paste and chili-type seasoning dominates. It’s one thing to push the boundaries of the Colorado style; it’s another thing to shove them halfway to Texas. Apples and oranges, amigos -- and while Bonnie Brae’s apple tastes okay (especially as a buffer between melted cheese and fries), it’s just not an orange.

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13. North County

Lowry
Color: Tan
Consistency: Smooth
Heat level: Mild
In a word: Promising
Occupying a shiny, airbrushed space in Hangar 2, this newly arrived peddler of squeaky-clean Baja cuisine has no right to be turning out an even halfway-decent green chile. But it’s doing just that. Accompanied by a nifty house-made flour tortilla, North County’s smoke-laced version comes glossy with masa and smartly garnished with shredded cheese and scallions to enhance the overall juiciness deriving from goodly scraps of pork -- many of which, unfortunately, turn out to be inedible as pure fat. But hey, that’s an easy fix: it’s called a slotted spoon, and all the kitchen has to do is use one next time. 

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12. La Abeja

Capitol Hill
Color: Ochre
Consistency: Gravylike
Heat level: Medium-strong
In a word: Homey
A mainstay on Upper Colfax, this little cuchara grasienta (that’s "greasy spoon," we think) hawks the humble stuff that busts your gut: huevos, tacos, tortas, and, of course, burritos coated in a thickened, blended chile verde -- which you can order separately off-menu, but it would sort of be like asking for a dish of marinara with a spoon at a red-sauce parlor. Still, if you’re gonna guzzle a condiment, it might as well be this one, as intriguingly sour as it is throat-coatingly spicy.

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11. Santiago’s

Multiple locations
Color: Reddish
Consistency: Thin
Heat level: Half-and-half!
In a word: Reliable
For more than two decades, Santiago’s has been building an empire on the foundation of its green chile, which comes in mild or hot -- but everybody knows the only way to go is half-and-half. A simple, tomatoey broth chock-full of diced peppers, it tastes the way it looks -- electric red and green. And though the presence of pork registers more clearly when it’s ordered à la carte, this is workhorse stuff that really performs best as a sauce, lighting up the nooks and crannies of an expertly rolled burrito.

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10. El Chingon Mexican Bistro

Berkeley
Color: Moss
Consistency: Puréed
Heat level: Medium
In a word: Radiant
Take a close look: the seeds studding this mod cantina’s green chile clearly come from peppers other than Hatch or Pueblo. Now take a careful taste: the flavor, while heady, is also clear and bright, pointing to the presence of tomatillos. Nice, right? Right, although refinement isn’t really a quality the dish requires; you might just as soon stick with the cocktails and comida that do benefit from El Chingon’s chef-driven approach.

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9. Jack-n-Grill

Multiple locations
Color: Mottled
Consistency: Stewy
Heat level: Mid-high
In a word: Solid
The local reputation of this mini-franchise has slid in inverse proportion to its appearances on national TV, but damn if the green chile isn’t as respectable as it ever was. Flecked rather than loaded with pork and tomato, it delivers a one-two punch of fruit and spice, its burn lingering but not lacerating.  

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8. Sam’s No. 3

Multiple locations
Color: Mottled
Consistency: Moderately thick
Heat level: Adequate
In a word: Balanced
Think of Sam’s green chile as Goldilocks’s porridge: just right. Chiles, onions, tomatoes, pork -- the key ingredients are all uniformly chopped and carry equal weight; the meat is neither too lean nor too fatty, the heat turned neither too low nor scorchingly high. If you’re looking for a place to introduce out-of-town guests with mixed tastes to the wonders of green chile, this old-school diner is basically your three bears’ house.

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7. The Original Chubby’s

Sunnyside
Color: Not seen in nature
Consistency: Gelatinous
Heat level: High
In a word: Inimitable
It’s an impossible shade of orange, creamy if not downright gloppy, invisibly yet intensely porky, and muy picante. It’s the inevitable edible end to every weekend bender, a homegrown addiction, a food group all its own. It’s Chubby’s green chile, and there’s simply nothing like it -- nor should there be. Because (and we say this with love) we’re pretty sure it contains more than one secret ingredient that, like war, is not healthy for children and other living things.

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6. Tamales by La Casita

LoHi
Color: Green
Consistency: Saucy
Heat level: Moderate
In a word: Wholesome
Not 10 blocks from Chubby’s is its polar opposite: a sunny, genial little cafe whose chile you can trust to cure whatever ails you. Tender tidbits of pork and a touch of garlic bring just the right amount of warmth to what is otherwise a refreshingly cool-toned concoction -- grassy, tart, and plenty peppery by turns.

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5. Burrito Giant

Berkeley
Color: Green
Consistency: Soupy
Heat level: Mid-high
In a word: Psychedelic
This place is your brain on drugs. In one direction, some old weightlifting equipment; in another, mismatched card tables and chairs surrounded by random ceramics for sale; above the order counter, two menus -- one listing Mexican eats, the other barbecue. And the green chile will scramble your brain even further: by what law of physics can it soak through a solid layer of refried beans and the Styrofoam beneath while barely moistening the fluffy rice? With just a few specks of crumbled pork here and there, how can it taste so meaty? And why does it blast your lips off yet barely tickle your throat? Mouth happy, belly full... mind blown. 

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4. TaquerĂ­a El Trompito

Twin Lakes, Southeast Denver
Color: Reddish
Consistency: Soupy
Heat level: Moderate
In a word: Complex
The first bite is suffused with the warmth of tomatoes, onions, and peppers, akin in proportion to Spanish sofrito. With the second, you notice a citrusy tang: probably tomatillos, maybe even lime juice? The third has you wondering if the small bits of meat are salt pork and whether that’s a dash of oregano you detect. But by the time you think you’ve got it figured out, it’s gone. Guess you’d better order some more, just to be sure. 

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3. Brewery Bar II

Lincoln Park
Color: Brick-red
Consistency: Stewy
Heat level: From zesty to insane in the sinus membrane
In a word: Robust
So you’re a sideshow freak who swallows swords for a living? Then by all means order this old dive’s green chile hot. You can write off that bowl of razor blades as a research expense. For the rest of us, the mild version will do just fine: the kick it delivers isn’t anywhere near so swift that you can’t appreciate its essence first, at once fruity and vegetal, earthy and meaty. (Note that there are branches in Lone Tree and Aurora, but this is the one to beat.)

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2. Efrain’s Mexican Restaurante and Cantina

Multiple locations
Color: Green and brown
Consistency: Chunky
Heat level: Pungent
In a word: Exhilarating
With just a hint of tomato and other seasonings, Efrain’s brilliant bowl of green presents a nearly 50/50 mix of diced chiles and pork pieces the size of gold nuggets; the flavor is roasty, mighty, and intoxicatingly pure. A damn close second.

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1. El Taco de Mexico

Santa Fe Art District
Color: Brown-green
Consistency: Thin but rich
Heat level: Fairly mellow
In a word: Bliss
Were you really expecting anyplace else? After all, the ladies who’ve been running this beloved taqueria like drill sergeants for years mean so much serious business: you can see it in their eyes, hear it in the thwack of their cleavers, and taste it in everything they make -- green chile included. Their garlic-tinged, tomatoless rendition is smooth as glass and glistening with the fat of meltingly tender pork that you’ll only actually encounter if you order it à la carte rather than as a sauce atop your burrito; either way, though, what you’ll taste is deeply savory, wonderfully smoky, beautifully seasoned and, well, just about perfect.

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1. Tia Maria Mexican Restaurant 7260 Pecos St, Denver, CO 80221

This family-run establishment brings authentic Mexican cuisine and culture to patrons with home-style cooked dishes like the green chile plate and stuffed sopapillas.

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2. La Loma 2527 W 26th Ave, Denver, CO 80211 (Northwest)

La Loma is a quality spot if you're looking for quality Mexican food. Their expansive menu has featured original Mexi-options, including homemade tortillas, since they opened their doors in 1981.

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3. Bonnie Brae Tavern 740 S University Blvd, Denver, CO 80209

Bonnie Brae Tavern features all the classics of your average American diner, but with some Mexican and Italian fare, which makes it a local favorite.

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4. North County 94 Rampart Way, Denver, CO 80230

North County brings California to Colorado with a seafood-heavy menu and Mexican favorites including tacos. The restaurant also has an extensive wine and liquor list, because you need tequila with your fish tacos.

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5. La Abeja 508 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO 80203 (Uptown)

This Upper Colfax Mexican mainstay hosts $2 steak or carnitas tacos, plus a killer tomatillo salsa. While the spot itself may be a bit of a hole in the wall, what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in affordable, flavorful fare.

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6. El Chingon 4326 Tennyson St, Denver, CO 80212 (Northwest)

Having moved El Chingon from Aravada to Northwest Denver, executive chefs David Lopez and Gloria Nunez haven't skipped a beat. Delicious carnitas, green chili, and specialty cocktails come from a kitchen that buys ingredients locally, so you can enjoy both the food and having supported local business.

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7. Chubby's 1231 W 38th Ave, Denver, CO 80211 (Northwest)

Chubby's is like your college fraternity best friend that you try to distance yourself from (because they're not the bestttt thing for you), but you are too weak to resist what they're throwing down. Head in for some delicious (and probably addicting) Mexican, and top it with some of their green chili.

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8. Tamales by La Casita 3545 Tejon St, Denver, CO 80211

This cafe in LoHi offers the best of Mexican cuisine, including chile you can trust to cure whatever ails you.

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9. Burrito Giant 4501 W 38th Ave, Denver, CO 80212

Burrito Giant offers up some of the best Mexican fare in Denver, with delicious things like breakfast burritos and top-notch green chile, plus cheap prices.

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10. TaquerĂ­a El Trompito 1540 W 70th Ave, Denver, CO 80221

This authentic Mexican spot offers up strictly traditional dishes -- from tongue, cheeks, brains, to some of the best green chile Denver has to offer.

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11. Brewery Bar II 150 Kalamath Street, Denver, CO 80204 (Lincoln Park)

Located right near the Pepsi Center, Brewery Bar II is a great place to watch the game while simultaneously enjoying delicious Mexican food. Be sure to try the green chile -- the mild version has just the right kick that allows you to still appreciate its fruity-yet-vegetal, earthy-yet-meaty essence. (Note that there are branches in Lone Tree and Aurora, but this is the one to beat.)

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12. El Taco De Mexico 714 Santa Fe Dr, Denver, CO 80204 (Southwest)

This quintessential Mexican dive attracts everyone from local regulars, to out-of-town travelers to its diner-like space for the most authentic versions of all the Mexico City classics, like chilaquiles, tongue tacos, and smothered chile relleno burritos. There's not much more than few plastic booths indoors, but anything smothered in the fresh green chile is likely better enjoyed in the breezy outdoor patio.

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