4. The Matador
This one's pretty straightforward. It has tender brisket, a smoky tomatillo salsa, and all the extras, including a generous amount of avocado. It's also served on both a fried corn tortilla and a flour tortilla -- a technique which works really well on another, higher-ranking choice, though here, it just added a lot of grease. The Matador is tasty, but also forgettable.
3. The Hipster
In news that will surprise no one, two of the top three tacos on this list include bacon -- like The Hipster, which features big chunks of tuna coated in crunchy panko breading. You won't see the fried tuna anywhere on the regular menu, so this gets bonus points for including an actual secret main protein. Plus, all the ingredients here actually work to complement the main event, instead of just masking it in a sea of sauce and cheese.