In honor of football, drinking, America, and YOU, we proclaim the Monday after the Super Bowl shall henceforth be known as National Hangover Day. It’s a day for hangovers to be celebrated, embraced, and combated in the most enjoyable of ways -- namely, eating delicious food, and possibly drinking more. The ultimate goal? Getting the entire country a day off work, a beautiful dream you can help make happen by signing this petition to our sports-loving President right here and tweeting it.
The immediate goal? Fixing that hangover with Detroit's best remedies from epic breakfasts to big-time Bloody Marys.
Onassis Coney Island, Corktown
Onassis is the go-to place to cram into a booth with last night’s fellow booze enthusiasts and recount the night’s debauchery over a big ol’ plate of eggs, bacon, hash browns, ham, and toast. Sure, you could get a similar plate at Denny’s, IHOP, or another Coney joint, but Onassis’ coziness, location, and hash browns (mmm, hash browns) make it the prime go-to.